Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML
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Today, my uncle was driving my mom and me to his house. We caught him nodding off numerous times, and I'm pretty sure he actually fell asleep at least once. We were on the highway. The car suddenly started swerving several times whenever he was getting sleepy. I think I have some grey hairs now. FML
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Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML
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SideOfTheAngels 23
...how did A) no one notice sooner B) you guys not crash C) you get yourselves out of this predicament Come on, we need more information here! On another note, hope everyone is okay :)
jess1987 17
I hope no wreck occurred!
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Comments (118)
gregpeters 2
You people are stupid to believe this
signalbeats 11
my mate had a friend who got fired as a taxi driver because he would sleep while driving. he used to be that skilled at it he could do it with his eyes open, he'd just wait for a clear straight road with no traffic and take a nap. the only reason he got caught is because, like this, one of the passengers caught him snoring
flufee2 27
He must have killed that driving test!!
Tannasgh 22
Clark! Wake up Clark!
monomiscuous 8
We can all just rely on auto-pilot. Works every time.
Danaj91 17
Gives a new meaning to "I'm on the highway to hell"
DogeMan 14
My grandpa almost has done that before!! And my grandma had to wake him up!!!
Billybobinski 3
When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my father, Not yelling and screaming like the rest of the passengers in his car.
justbigbs 6
try to maneuver the car safely to shoulder, put the car in park, and scare the shit out of him for doing something so stupid !!! he can kill himself all he want's dont take innocent people with him. Hope he not one of those caravan drivers that does 20 mp below other drivers on the road, and falls asleep. Caravan drivers tend to do that all the time, driving while asleep with their eyes open
dragxnfly 4
But first, let me post an FML before waking his ass up so we don't die because that is totally logical! :D
Snaek 10
What ever made you think this was posted before waking him up/stopping the car?