Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML
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Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
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Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML
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Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
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Today, my PE teacher was yelling at me because I got exhausted too quickly. As we neared the end of the exercise, he declared, "I will let y'all go early if [my name] doesn't give up halfway through this part." With all of the pressure on me, I forced myself to keep going. Then I promptly collapsed. FML
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SS99_fml 20
Tell him that if he wants fast finishing times to go have sex with his wife.
CheeseTron 15
woah. you don't wanna give your coach third degree burns.
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Comments (106)
jw90 18
Be proud you finished. Some can't.
worldclassrager 39
At least you completed it....
HowieDoIt 21
Always remember: Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.
EpicJman2828 11
Meh bet the first guy's time was faster than the coach in bed.
HowieDoIt 21
Ah so close to being the first to use that joke! However, like Op, apparently you were nowhere close to 1st.
brewmasterg 34
That joke also doesn't work. You're basically just implying that the coach has more endurance than a person running a mile.
ImmaEatYouXx 10
I remember doing the 1600... I was jogging alongside this girl... Who fainted. Good job for finishing OP
giraffelovergirl 19
My time would be thirty minutes because I don't run miles, I walk miles.
LegolasPrincess 10
Well at least you finished, when I had gym class in high school most people either never finished or walked it.
ThatOneGuy909 1
If you took more than 15 minutes to run a mile you are sad
j_729 18
I completely agree. You can walk it in 15 minutes
accepted850 9
Funniest FML I've read in a while
Headcrab 29
What an asshole. instead of commending you on finishing... ay least you didn't give up! props to you.