Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML
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Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML
Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML
Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML
Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
Today, my swimming coach made us swim fifty laps non-stop as punishment for his previous class being unable to swim a drill properly. They're 8-11 year olds who are still learning to swim. I feel like my arms and legs are filled with lead. FML
Today, my PE teacher was yelling at me because I got exhausted too quickly. As we neared the end of the exercise, he declared, "I will let y'all go early if [my name] doesn't give up halfway through this part." With all of the pressure on me, I forced myself to keep going. Then I promptly collapsed. FML
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SS99_fml 20
Tell him that if he wants fast finishing times to go have sex with his wife.
CheeseTron 15
woah. you don't wanna give your coach third degree burns.
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Comments (106)
lolita88_fml 27
What an asshat >=(
brandoneyez1 25
That's hilarious. I would have responded, "at least I finished unlike you in bed last night." Laugh and walk away!
CptBarker 12
It takes me 5 minutes to run a mile. It's not that hard. Just takes alot of time working up to it.
Darkblade21 20
He's your coach, he's suppose to be tough on you. If you don't like it, run faster. I know I'll get a ton of thumbs down, but still. I only speak the truth.
sportgirl 14
Excuse me, not everyone is great at sports. You can't simply "run faster".
QueenSaru 28
Honestly, it's high school, not boot camp. While I agree that "it's high school" isn't a reason to not try at all, if you're doing your best, especially in something as arbitrary as gym class where not everyone's going to be awesome, sometimes 'run faster' or 'jump higher' or 'throw the shotput farther' just isn't feasible.
mulumequitem 6
You've been running for a while, haven't even gone a mile...
liztwigg 1
I'm a D1 track athlete and my time for the mile would be sorry. Running miles isn't always everyone's strong suit. I'm sure you're good at other things.
FlyboyHd 3
My mile time for track is 5:30 but gg all the way
Fedezzer 20
Ooh! Isn't that amasing? Come look everyone! Let's give this online stranger a round of applause for being so great.
SparkOfJade 18
I so rarely actually laugh at these. But this one cracked me up. I so hope I one day have the chance to do this!
freckleface221 19
If you can't do, teach. If you can't teach, teach gym.
plantedrabbit3 16
Lol I usually just walk