Intimacy: Today, my elderly father-in-law grabbed my breasts in the pool...

By nothanks - 01/05/2011 14:30 - United States

Today, my elderly father-in-law grabbed my breasts in the pool at a family gathering. I'd let it go as an accident if this wasn't the 4th time it happened today. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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Knock first

By jesus christ, dad - 06/09/2013 16:48 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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Gotcha good

By fuck you, dad - 08/02/2014 20:54 - United States - Bellflower

Today, my family and I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting, and I jokingly said "You're old now." I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool, my phone still in hand, and retort, "You're soaked now." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 06:52 - United States - Orlando

Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 23:54 - Belgium - Gent

Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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By sharee - 19/12/2015 20:51 - United States - Providence

Today, my father-in-law asked me if I have breast implants in front of the whole family for the third time this month. FML

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By JMG - 19/08/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML

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Sunday 1 May 2011 19:04

creepers gonna creep.

Shootamonkey3 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:06

You must have some nice ****.

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iEatcheesee 0

Monday 2 May 2011 10:28

Wow, gross man. What's wrong with him?

owen220 0

Monday 2 May 2011 12:36

Typical freaky old man. Creepy! Go sort it out!!

imperialtl 12

Monday 2 May 2011 15:23

well at least you now know that you're welcome in that family fyl

DjSmoz 0

Monday 2 May 2011 15:59

boobs rule... no matter how old u get!

fortgarrison 1

Monday 2 May 2011 17:48

dont worry hes just checking for lumps, hes doing it to keep you safe lol fyl

Crazy4Christ 0

Monday 2 May 2011 18:32

haha happens to me all the time child services came into my life

ceddyz17 10

Monday 2 May 2011 18:40

you let him get away with it 4 times huh?

skyeyez9 24

Monday 2 May 2011 19:02

If you ever have kids (or if you already do) NEVER let them be alone with that creep. Actually, I wouldnt let them near at all. If he is nasty enough to molest his son's wife, he may not think twice about molesting your child. be careful