Today, I cried so much I felt nauseous and almost puked. Why was I crying? I made up a hot, brooding, cold, and heartless guy who secretly cared about me, and who's super protective. Then I imagined him dying by being stabbed. I cried over a guy I made up in my head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML
Today, I was really stressed, so I tried to let it out by crying. It lasted about 30 seconds, and I was making fun of myself the whole time. Even my subconscious thinks I'm pathetic. FML
Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML
Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I cried my eyes out for hours over the guy who dumped me 9 years ago. FML
Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML
Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML
Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML
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Top comments
noonereally 6
Go outside. Get help.
Hangryko 32
You need a hobby, and it's not this one.
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Comments (6)
Hangryko 32
You need a hobby, and it's not this one.
noonereally 6
Go outside. Get help.
Anderling 33
I’m not sure this sort of imagining thing is healthy for you right now if that’s what your mind immediately did to your pretend guy. Do you usually go with the absolute worst-case scenario in a “This can’t last” type mindset? Consider seeking therapy if the answer is yes, if that’s possible for you.
Plop 17
Am I the only one who thinks OP's dream guys is just a toxic piece of shit? I don't usually judge taste, but "brooding, cold and heartless" doesn't exactly sound great, and rather that OP wants a hot guy who will treat her like shit "but secretly cares about [her]".
Hangryko 32
@Plop - No, I agree with you.
RichardPencil 32
Hey, at least you didn't stalk him on Facebook, so you've got that going for you!
Iamthebanzai22 21
You need to learn how to take charge of your thoughts. It is not possible for everyone to take absolute control but there is a lot that you can do by yourself. Youtube is a great resource in this regard.