Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
Creepy season is over
Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML
Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML
Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML
Smells like victory
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML
Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML
Amityville
Today, I was painting my new house when my neighbor introduced himself. Mid-conversation, he said, "The lady who lived here was nice, but just couldn't get over her husband hanging himself in the garage. Or her son shooting himself in the basement." I'll never sleep again. FML
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
Parting shit
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
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xskidmarksx 4
Time to move
spearodude 0
I had a pet mouse die in the heating ducts once... if it smelled remotely close to that I am SO SORRY.
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Comments (158)
pippacrawford 4
Wow, the nerve of him to die in your vicinity and then have no one care enough to check up on him for weeks! How utterly rude to your nose! YDI, get some respect jerk.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh, so OP writes an FML about someone dying and thar candidate for him being a heartless ****? You know, I hate comments like yours. "OMG show some respect, a guy died"? Seriously, shut it. Dick...
AmongstTheFaces 5
You got told, bitch
fanna_banana89 0
Wow imagine how the neighbor felt u know dying and having nobody know which means that u dont have friends or family...yeah fyl
Sumo69 9
Your downstairs smell lol
jadieegurl17 0
Yikes
Clamcreepy 7
Death is a way of life and the stench comes with if not handled properly ,so for you to say FYL is a little harm. since your Neighbor's life was the one who got ******.
Okayitwasme 0
OMG! Ya I think I would move. That smell will linger. We were looking at mobile homes many years back and one had a sick sweet smell that caught in the back of my throat. The first thing I said to the dealer was, "someone died in here didn't they!" the guy was shocked I knew. (I grew up on a farm)
vierachtdrei 3
Damn. F your neighbour's life. Oh wait..
epic13 12
What life? His neighbor no longer has one.
vonamadeus 13
Poor neighbor!
TrippingOnAcid 29
Euw
Petunia888 13
How does OP deserve this? On a side note, I liked that OP used the word "wafted".
THE_A_TEEN 28
Apperantly those moron who thinks that OP is being "self-centered" and "heartless" thinks so. But those people are just annoying and makes my ass ceinge that no matter what you write, to them you're just another assumed "heartless" ****. Idiots...