Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
Creepy season is over
Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML
Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML
Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML
Smells like victory
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML
Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML
Amityville
Today, I was painting my new house when my neighbor introduced himself. Mid-conversation, he said, "The lady who lived here was nice, but just couldn't get over her husband hanging himself in the garage. Or her son shooting himself in the basement." I'll never sleep again. FML
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
Parting shit
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
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xskidmarksx 4
Time to move
spearodude 0
I had a pet mouse die in the heating ducts once... if it smelled remotely close to that I am SO SORRY.
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Comments (158)
dbt88 15
I hope you have some Vasoline cause that's gonna linger awhile. Fyl
Fmlsea 28
Lease over
danehboi 4
Ewwwwwwww!!!
alikcat 4
"ew gross my neighbor died and now i have to smell it :(" dont you think your life is better than hos considering your still alive?
mster_fml 0
Dead people don't smell
thedevilcries 10
And your first thought was how bad the smell effects your life? I would be sad for his family
dinosuarRAWR 0
This is rude... Wether you knew him or not you should show some respect.
Mmarion_fml 6
I don't really see how it is rude... Op's simply stating the fact that he knew the neighbor died because of the smell. There isn't any disrespectful part in his fml
lollieeecanolie 0
Eww! Gross Lol
GrimLock666 1
If you can smell them, they've probably been dead for a while.
BradleysMommie 0
Omg that's awful :(