Anonymous
United States
Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jedi2500
United States
Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
Michael
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Creepy season is over
Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML
mdsfkljsfsdrewr
Beirut, Lebanon
Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML
Gagging
Glasgow, United Kingdom
Smells like victory
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
unknown52
Netherlands
Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML
Anonymous
Helsinki, Finland
Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML
bumpinthenight
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Amityville
Today, I was painting my new house when my neighbor introduced himself. Mid-conversation, he said, "The lady who lived here was nice, but just couldn't get over her husband hanging himself in the garage. Or her son shooting himself in the basement." I'll never sleep again. FML
MWT77
Chicago, United States
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
smellymcgee
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Farmington, United States
Parting shit
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
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xskidmarksx 4
Time to move
spearodude 0
I had a pet mouse die in the heating ducts once... if it smelled remotely close to that I am SO SORRY.
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Calyx_fml 22
I know that smell. Three days of summer death stench on the floor beneath my apartment before I reported it. Why no one who lived on that floor reported it is beyond me. It smelled like 500 gallons of stale piss baking in the summer heat.
rubberduckie94 13
Well I am sorry you had to smell such an awful smell but since you smelled it too and it took three days before you called someone I hardly think you can be mad at other people.
Theniceppl 0
I'm more of a Hannah Montana kinda guy
jokerdull 0
You are referring to a different fml! FAIL!
perdix 31
Not really. Miley's career kinda has the smell of death all over it. It was a good run, Miley, just move on and do something else.
Michael87Jackson_fml 10
Wrong FML dude.
caitybear32 0
I dont think anybody here knows wtf ur talking about dude...
perdix 31
You should help yourself to some of his stuff before the cops and next of kin arrive. Kind of payback for the nuisance odor he dumped on you.
DrMime 10
Don't forget to steal his organs :O
Pelreskovich 11
Black market organ trading! Those things go for good money!
narrowords 18
The organs would have no longer been viable, you idiots.
Isoldael 27
If they're not viable, they're still free dinner.
silentbutfunny 0
If you are what you eat, then im a cow, and your a human
emilyjgraham 34
62 forgive me if I'm wrong but I think they were joking...
perdix 31
#62. We're not idiots. The organs will be viable for a few months. Once they decompose and shrivel up, they'll become inviable to the naked eye.
narrowords 18
90 - Two can joke. ;P
HolaJessicaHola 0
Let's hope you called the cops THEN posted this on here
silentblack 0
I hope so too cuz that would not look good
Greendaycheese 12
Oh man...
BeccaHugs 17
Someone just died. Stop complaining and show some respect bro.
anencephalic 14
"Death is nothing to us"
shortperson247 4
27- I was starting to lose hope that anyone would say that... Poor dude downstairs. :(
tehzilla 12
Hey, at least you're not dead. I'd say that's less of an F your life.
Wederoney 16
On the bright side, you're not the one who died.
triggerit 5
Life is very short and there is no time for cursing and fighting my friends...
Fatal_rei 3
sorry to hear that your neighbor's death caused your nose some irritation. He was only a human being whose life ended and all. Sucks for your temporary inconvenience. Jerk