Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
Creepy season is over
Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML
Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML
Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML
Smells like victory
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML
Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML
Amityville
Today, I was painting my new house when my neighbor introduced himself. Mid-conversation, he said, "The lady who lived here was nice, but just couldn't get over her husband hanging himself in the garage. Or her son shooting himself in the basement." I'll never sleep again. FML
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
Parting shit
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
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xskidmarksx 4
Time to move
spearodude 0
I had a pet mouse die in the heating ducts once... if it smelled remotely close to that I am SO SORRY.
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Comments (158)
Coffeebang 17
RIP
hateevryone 15
omg. that's sad. the poor person didn't have any one to come check on him.
ashleybabe85 0
thats funny as you dont smell death until roughly 24 hours
Colonel_Lexi 18
I used to volunteer at a hospital and I disinfected the deceases' beds. I understand why OP is disgusted. RIP downstairs neighbor.
monkiki62 5
Damn why do dead people gotta stink so bad. Ruins ur day. Lol
caitybear32 0
Ewwww gross but i feel bad for him :( that he had to stay down there and die and then his body laid there for that long? Thats horrible!
jaystreet46 4
Prolly didn't die today, then!
cetlawizard 15
It usually takes more than a day for the smell to waft anywhere...I don't believe that he died the (today) day that you posted...usually takes 3-7 days....maybe should have been "Today, I finally realized that my neighbor died within the last week or so because the smell has wafted it way up to my apartment"
iwadasn 33
What's with all the "Someone in my vicinity died, so let's talk about how it inconvenienced ME" FMLs lately? Are people really this self-centered?
onorexveritas 24
shit