Today, my dog tore up a single book from the dozens within his reach. That book was titled "How to Train Your Dog". FML
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Today, my 8-month-old dog decided to decorate the living room by tearing apart a rented college textbook, the reference guide that went with it, and part of a color therapy book. FML
Today, my husband left our untrained puppy out of its kennel when he left for work. I got home and all of the baby books my parents just bought for us that were on the coffee table in a backpack were completely destroyed, along with the bag, and parts of our wall. FML
Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Today, my girlfriend's 2lb chihuahua ate 500 dollars worth of textbook. FML
Today, I punished my new dog for taking a shit inside by putting him in the kennel. He punished me by breaking out of the kennel and destroying everything in my house. Including Christmas presents. FML
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MistySky 17
Your dog saw it coming :o
Nyx_fml 23
Maybe your dog has decided to follow his dream of becoming a book critic.
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Comments (94)
worldclassrager 39
Can your dog read or something? I think it's better that book than one a bit more valuable...
thecrazymancan 17
Look on the bright side: at least it wasn't a library book too.
Inked0803 12
He knew what you were up to shit just got real
brn_baby_brn 15
You've got a cat's mind in a dog's body
jimmywithsalt 19
Tis a fine ting, irony
Eahae3 12
HE KNOWS YOUR WATCHING.
happyfingers 15
Hahahahahahaha what a smart dog XD That sucks though. Maybe you should consider classes so at the very least you can socialize your dog too. Unless he already hates other people and dogs. In which case, good luck.... You will need it...
gdbbtop 4
Oh, the irony
TheCerealKiller 24
It seems you've got a genius dog on your hands who can secretly read. Just hope he doesn't teach any cats, or we're all screwed.
mesahus 5
Who's a good boy? Not him. Or even wants to be for that matter