Anonymous
Canada
Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bologna, Italy
Today, my dog apparently vomited straight down a heating vent while I was out. The stench was so bad that when I got home and the smell hit me, I threw up too. Looks like I'll be spending a few days with my mother as the house airs out. FML
Anonymous
Gladewater, United States
Bad boy
Today, after weeks of looking for the source of an awful smell in our house, I found out our dog has been climbing over our loft banister, into the attic, and shitting. There were over twenty mounds. It took me almost four hours to clean up, and it still stinks. FML
aaalias34
United States
Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML
anonymous
Rock Hill, United States
Spray it loud
Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML
hadtocleanthemess
Canada
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Good boy
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
life_suxxx
United States
Bad doggy
Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
Anonymous
Bad boy
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Really
United States
Bad boy
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Mr Pippin
Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Hot shit. ._.
ten_go86 5
take a dump near your dog's house so he'll know what shit smells like
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mintcar 10
Your dog just hates you.
Tsunami87 17
Um.... no.
Poetaster 10
If it was the cat... I would buy in.
FYLDeep 26
It can't be that bad. Just open the windows for a while if you need to air it out quickly. Sure it will be cold in your house for awhile, but what are you going to do?
MerrikBarbarian 9
Op is in Saskatchewan... It's around -27c there right now. Op won't be able to close windows again if they open them.
ea49610 0
Febreze that shit
missalkali 8
have you ever tried febreeze to cover up a smell? all you get is the entire fricken house smelling like febreeze and whatever your covering up... my mom tries to cover up the smell of the green bin with febreeze, doesn't help for shit!!
zyouli 0
hh，funny
Peach3 1
You should definitely set something else there now...or light candles. That eliminates gross odor.
JustAReaderOfFml 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
its actually provn that dogs crap in da house wen der scared, so u probebly did somethin to scare it. dis is why i dun think ppl shud be dog owners unless dey get a psykeatric (spelling??) analsis done first. sorry op, ydi.
abbyhoneywaffles 11
Why are you spelling like that? It makes me want to jump through this screen and smack you.
Savra_fml 17
*Psychiatric. Good effort though. Not questioning any of the other words?
JustAReaderOfFml 4
okay thanks, wasnt sure.
StoryOfTheYear 15
It's* proven* the* when* they're* you* probably* something* This* don't* people* should* they* psychiatric* analysis* Just helping you out for future reference.
JustAReaderOfFml 4
wow, hope ur life is worth living now, 38...
wisese 0
28, I'm asking out of genuine curiosity... If you love logical thinking, why do you use such poor spelling? Logically, using proper spelling and grammar allows others to take you more seriously, and it also makes you easier to understand. At least it seems more logical to me.
JustAReaderOfFml 4
hun, i think anyone with an two-digit IQ can understand what i was saying. if you cant work out my abbreviations or if my 'poor spelling' is causin u so much distress, i relly would consider goin back 2 school. which words gav u the most truble? u can help me with spellin, and ill tutor u in common sense, because u seeem to be severely lacking in it.
truthurt47 0
Lmao^
missalkali 8
that is possibly the most idiotic thing I've heard someone say today!! psychiatric analysis to own a dog?! maybe he was getting food for the dog and when he opened the can the top fell on the floor and it scared the dog. maybe he was watching a movie with gunfire and the dog walked too close to the speaker and it scared the shit out of him (literally) the point is, you don't need a psychiatric analysis to own a dog!!
nattynatters 14
1. Dogs crap in *the* house for all sorts of reasons. Like being sick, having a small bladder, being left home for too long. 2. The air intake for a furnace is an air duct from OUTSIDE. Your comment is invalid as well as stupid.
gabrielbaby 9
Crap doesn't go in a bladder ._.
southernbelle_rn 16
You have a bachelor in science and cannot spell psychiatric? I read your profile, just to see if you were spelling like this on purpose, but you weren't... Will you please return your degree immediately?
Katastrophe101 8
*Brain implodes* X.x
doodz_fml 5
And you sound like an uneducated, waste-of-space 39
NoLongerExists 11
Stop feeding the troll. I mean, come on, he's clearly trolling..... or really, really stupid. My guess is both.
ChaPStikkWhoRe 0
You are worried about spellings Psychiatric incorrectly, yet every other damn word is misspelled... Really!?
Poetaster 10
Teach the dog to light a match when he is done crapping.
sidkid008 0
So much negativity going on here
Jekisbob 5
**** off.
linkinpark98 24
That dog rules. I'm just sayin'.