Miscellaneous: Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace.... - FML

By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 04:27 - Canada

Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 14:26 - Italy - Bologna

Today, my dog apparently vomited straight down a heating vent while I was out. The stench was so bad that when I got home and the smell hit me, I threw up too. Looks like I'll be spending a few days with my mother as the house airs out. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 10:13 - United States - Gladewater

Today, after weeks of looking for the source of an awful smell in our house, I found out our dog has been climbing over our loft banister, into the attic, and shitting. There were over twenty mounds. It took me almost four hours to clean up, and it still stinks. FML

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By aaalias34 - 26/02/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML

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By anonymous - 16/08/2015 03:16 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML

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By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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By Really - 14/05/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML

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By Mr Pippin - 09/09/2018 22:00

Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Thursday 8 December 2011 8:48

Hot shit. ._.

ten_go86 5

Thursday 8 December 2011 8:54

take a dump near your dog's house so he'll know what shit smells like

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OfficeNinja 5

Thursday 8 December 2011 14:57

Your dog is awesome, and apparently HATES the Christmas sweater you make it wear.

Iknoweverything 29

Thursday 8 December 2011 15:30

There is this beautiful thing called a shovel... all you have to do is scoop the poop somewhere else, and let your house air out for awhile. PROBLEM SOLVED.

nikkirenn 6

Thursday 8 December 2011 15:42

74 knows what's up. No more dog poop, no more shit smell. Ta-da!!

CoDAddict56 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 16:33

That sucks. Spray febreeze all over your house.

2dog 15

Thursday 8 December 2011 16:57

That's sad

beebananaz88 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 16:59

Warm poop and coco on a winter night.

hateevryone 14

Thursday 8 December 2011 17:01

put him outside. that's just nasty.

alycion 38

Thursday 8 December 2011 18:18

Petsmart sells a line of candles that help with that. I just got over my house smelling like a kennel from two dogs with stomach colds.

craZ3 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 20:27

time to teach ur dog a lesson he'll never forget

KVKdragon 26

Thursday 8 December 2011 21:17

Boil maple syrup on a stove and it might clear out the scent. You can do the same thing to get rid of the smell of death.

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