Anonymous
Canada
Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bologna, Italy
Today, my dog apparently vomited straight down a heating vent while I was out. The stench was so bad that when I got home and the smell hit me, I threw up too. Looks like I'll be spending a few days with my mother as the house airs out. FML
Anonymous
Gladewater, United States
Bad boy
Today, after weeks of looking for the source of an awful smell in our house, I found out our dog has been climbing over our loft banister, into the attic, and shitting. There were over twenty mounds. It took me almost four hours to clean up, and it still stinks. FML
aaalias34
United States
Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML
anonymous
Rock Hill, United States
Spray it loud
Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML
hadtocleanthemess
Canada
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Good boy
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
life_suxxx
United States
Bad doggy
Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
Anonymous
Bad boy
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Really
United States
Bad boy
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Mr Pippin
Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Hot shit. ._.
ten_go86 5
take a dump near your dog's house so he'll know what shit smells like
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OfficeNinja 5
Your dog is awesome, and apparently HATES the Christmas sweater you make it wear.
Iknoweverything 29
There is this beautiful thing called a shovel... all you have to do is scoop the poop somewhere else, and let your house air out for awhile. PROBLEM SOLVED.
nikkirenn 6
74 knows what's up. No more dog poop, no more shit smell. Ta-da!!
CoDAddict56 0
That sucks. Spray febreeze all over your house.
2dog 15
That's sad
beebananaz88 0
Warm poop and coco on a winter night.
hateevryone 15
put him outside. that's just nasty.
alycion 39
Petsmart sells a line of candles that help with that. I just got over my house smelling like a kennel from two dogs with stomach colds.
craZ3 0
time to teach ur dog a lesson he'll never forget
KVKdragon 26
Boil maple syrup on a stove and it might clear out the scent. You can do the same thing to get rid of the smell of death.