Miscellaneous: Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace.... - FML

By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 04:27 - Canada

Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 14:26 - Italy - Bologna

Today, my dog apparently vomited straight down a heating vent while I was out. The stench was so bad that when I got home and the smell hit me, I threw up too. Looks like I'll be spending a few days with my mother as the house airs out. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 10:13 - United States - Gladewater

Today, after weeks of looking for the source of an awful smell in our house, I found out our dog has been climbing over our loft banister, into the attic, and shitting. There were over twenty mounds. It took me almost four hours to clean up, and it still stinks. FML

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By aaalias34 - 26/02/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML

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By anonymous - 16/08/2015 03:16 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML

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By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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By Really - 14/05/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML

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By Mr Pippin - 09/09/2018 22:00

Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Thursday 8 December 2011 8:48

Hot shit. ._.

ten_go86 5

Thursday 8 December 2011 8:54

take a dump near your dog's house so he'll know what shit smells like

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NullPointer 20

Thursday 8 December 2011 10:53

Hey OP, I live in Saskatchewan too. It isn't that cold for being December, let your place air out a bit.

UrCapsLockOn 12

Thursday 8 December 2011 11:06

oo .. Too many BIG WORDS

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 8 December 2011 11:16

If you had a cat, you'd just pour sand over the debris...Then, instead of indoor doo-funk, you'll have a sand storm...Then, you can pretend your visiting 'Mos Eisley' & say, "These aren't the droids your looking for!" (Shit! Wrong post!)

robc32ca 4

Thursday 8 December 2011 12:10

Probably should have taken you dog for a walk. Not the dogs fault!

nickha93 2

Thursday 8 December 2011 12:29

Pick the shit up ?

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 13:09

I'm really surprised no one made this comment earlier. Pick up after your dog and you wouldn't have these problems. It must be a joy walking through your shit-laden property.

colorfullyemo 4

Thursday 8 December 2011 12:52

How about potty training your dog? It took my dog 1 day to learn and she hasn't shit in the house for 9 years.

djsaxby 1

Thursday 8 December 2011 13:39

Holy shit. No dog shit

antmanzero 8

Thursday 8 December 2011 13:42

Hey, you! Yeah, you! The idiots! Furnace intakes are /OUTSIDE./ Yeah, outside. He probably DID take the dog for a walk, and didn't notice the dog ******** next to a furnace. Calm your estrogen, folks.

JustAReaderOfFml 4

Thursday 8 December 2011 13:55

Calm your testosterone, jerk.

gabrielbaby 9

Thursday 8 December 2011 15:49

I like the way you use estrogen to mean bitching, and testosterone to stoping acting like a dick.

antmanzero 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 22:49

@78 :4 Yeah, :4. :3 is...overused, amirite? Hence, :4 Trolls be trollin'. I be asshole-ing.

rubberduckie94 13

Thursday 8 December 2011 14:01

the dog did it on purpose to warn others it was his house. he was simply making sure everyone knows he is in charge by marking his territory with his scent. now anyone coming into the house will smell it and be under him in the pecking order of the pack.

ALLDAY88 8

Thursday 8 December 2011 14:04

Take a dump next to it to mask the dog shit smell.

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