Anonymous
Canada
Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bologna, Italy
Today, my dog apparently vomited straight down a heating vent while I was out. The stench was so bad that when I got home and the smell hit me, I threw up too. Looks like I'll be spending a few days with my mother as the house airs out. FML
Anonymous
Gladewater, United States
Bad boy
Today, after weeks of looking for the source of an awful smell in our house, I found out our dog has been climbing over our loft banister, into the attic, and shitting. There were over twenty mounds. It took me almost four hours to clean up, and it still stinks. FML
aaalias34
United States
Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML
anonymous
Rock Hill, United States
Spray it loud
Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML
hadtocleanthemess
Canada
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Good boy
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
life_suxxx
United States
Bad doggy
Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
Anonymous
Bad boy
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Really
United States
Bad boy
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Mr Pippin
Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Hot shit. ._.
ten_go86 5
take a dump near your dog's house so he'll know what shit smells like
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NullPointer 20
Hey OP, I live in Saskatchewan too. It isn't that cold for being December, let your place air out a bit.
UrCapsLockOn 12
oo .. Too many BIG WORDS
bubo_fml 11
If you had a cat, you'd just pour sand over the debris...Then, instead of indoor doo-funk, you'll have a sand storm...Then, you can pretend your visiting 'Mos Eisley' & say, "These aren't the droids your looking for!" (Shit! Wrong post!)
robc32ca 4
Probably should have taken you dog for a walk. Not the dogs fault!
nickha93 2
Pick the shit up ?
ImaginaryFoe 1
I'm really surprised no one made this comment earlier. Pick up after your dog and you wouldn't have these problems. It must be a joy walking through your shit-laden property.
colorfullyemo 4
How about potty training your dog? It took my dog 1 day to learn and she hasn't shit in the house for 9 years.
djsaxby 1
Holy shit. No dog shit
antmanzero 8
Hey, you! Yeah, you! The idiots! Furnace intakes are /OUTSIDE./ Yeah, outside. He probably DID take the dog for a walk, and didn't notice the dog ******** next to a furnace. Calm your estrogen, folks.
JustAReaderOfFml 4
Calm your testosterone, jerk.
gabrielbaby 9
I like the way you use estrogen to mean bitching, and testosterone to stoping acting like a dick.
antmanzero 8
@78 :4 Yeah, :4. :3 is...overused, amirite? Hence, :4 Trolls be trollin'. I be asshole-ing.
rubberduckie94 13
the dog did it on purpose to warn others it was his house. he was simply making sure everyone knows he is in charge by marking his territory with his scent. now anyone coming into the house will smell it and be under him in the pecking order of the pack.
ALLDAY88 8
Take a dump next to it to mask the dog shit smell.