Animals: Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost...

By good_gravy - 20/02/2012 19:39 - United States

Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML

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By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML

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By simple living - 29/04/2015 02:43 - United States - Austin

Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML

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By Tom - 15/06/2009 10:07 - Israel

Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML

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By WhyMe - 27/11/2018 17:30

Today, I woke up approximately half a nanosecond after my dog involuntarily vomited in bed. On my face. I opened my mouth because it literally filled my nose. I swallowed out of reflex before I was fully awake. FML

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By jonboy - 09/05/2009 20:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML

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By WellThatSucks - 23/05/2016 09:15 - United States

Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML

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By Dogmom - 18/12/2018 17:30

Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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Pentium_4 27

Tuesday 21 February 2012 1:51

man, being a dog would be quite the life. while you're cleaning up the mess they made, he/she is probably relaxing on the couch licking their privates

theWINDOWmonster 3

Tuesday 21 February 2012 2:08

Why would you put it in the disposal? As opposed to something that makes more sense, like ohh.. the trash?

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bada55b1tch 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 22:35

Ydi for making the clean up harder than it had to be. Next time throw the barf in the trash and wash your sheets!

I_am_original 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 18:33

What in the world did the garbage disposal have to do with this situation..? thats not what that thing is for...

jamaicanbunny 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 20:57

Why would you put it down the sink? That's disgusting, why wouldn't you just throw it away..

onealmxwilson 18

Wednesday 4 April 2012 4:34

I would go throw up the dog's bed...

onealmxwilson 18

Wednesday 4 April 2012 4:36

* in the dog's bed

cheyluvsturtles 30

Wednesday 8 June 2016 9:09

gross

millsjoshua949 12

Friday 28 August 2020 19:02

Huh? What does your dog puking on your bed have to do with your garbage disposal?? And you were using a rag to clean it up? I'm just so confused by this. ydi.