suchatwat
Alas, poor Doggo
Today, I accidentally hit my dad in the eye with our dead dog's squeaky toy. He cried. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Kitty at my foot
United States
Revenge will be sweet
Today, I accidentally stepped on my cat's paw and she let out a deafening screech of pain. After treating her like a queen for the rest of the day as an apology, I accidentally kicked her in the dark, sending her flying up against the wall. I feel as though I should sleep with one eye open tonight. FML
Anonymous
Falun, Sweden
Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML
Anonymous
United States
Argument ender
Today, I was arguing with my girlfriend when my dog brought me a squeaky toy and tried shoving it into my hand so I could throw it for him. Out of habit, I grabbed it, but then it squeaked every time I tried to make a serious point. FML
OhhhNooo
United States
Never forget
Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I tripped over my dog and landed on my face while trying to prove to my father that I can walk and chew gum at the same time. FML
nattnatt73
Marion, United States
Today, my dog brought me his squeaky toy to throw for him. I went to throw it down the hallway but it hit the door and bounced about a foot in front of him. He just stared at me for a minute like I was dumb, then took it to my boyfriend to throw. I disappoint even my dog. FML
cactii
United States
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
ashleyramsay
Canada
Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML
anon
Goderich, Canada
Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML
Anonymous
Mierlo, Netherlands
Asshole
Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML
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tounces7 28
I mean, most people, if you hit them in the eye with a solid object, will cry.
RichardPencil 32
From physical pain or from the memory of the loss of the family member he liked more than you.
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RichardPencil 32
From physical pain or from the memory of the loss of the family member he liked more than you.
tounces7 28
I mean, most people, if you hit them in the eye with a solid object, will cry.
ojoRojo 27
There’s a lot to unpack here
Jonkbaby 23
It's a tough year. little things like this will open us up emotionally. respect your dad as a human as an emotional being