By lulu - 11/02/2012 10:19 - United States

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML
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zingline89 18

There's a shorter wait time at the vet.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You shouldn't have been dressed as Foghorn Leghorn with a dog around.

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MaceFaceLOL 8

I have read every comment you have posted up to this one...if they don't make any sense then they are just a ******** comment with no other purpose than to be a troll.

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MaceFaceLOL 8

You sure did show me by down voting all my comments.

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Shrike 23

Oh the irony of a troll like you calling other people trolls just cause you don't like their sense of humor. Quit your bitching, pussy.

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mattmckee92 0

Why would you dress up as a chicken to a costume party? What are you, 10?

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tamoodielovesmar 1

no, it was probably a skanky chicken if op is a girl.....if not then ur right wtf op???

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CeruleanThree 8

Who doesn't love chicken?

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bubo_fml 10

Did the dog bite your milkbone?

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laladd123 11

At least you aren't dressed like a nice juicy steak

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phantuhm 7

My only question is what kind of party are you dressed up for. This must be serious role play..

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bubo_fml 10

Imagine if you were dressed in a cat costume...Not only would you & your dog be natural enemies, but you'd also be one big pussy!

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rattusrattus 18

OH god this is so close to a cheesy old limerick! Why did you have to pick a chicken costume?!

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linkinpark98 23

The doctors there must gotten a big kick out of that. XD

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JD18 0

It's not the dogs fault. You were probably teasing him.

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