Kids: Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another...

By me - 13/01/2011 20:48 - United States

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

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Thursday 13 January 2011 23:07

I love your kid, lol.

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blacopps 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:01

like a boss

beerisnot4kids 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 16:35

aw they grow up so fast

panda4life 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 7:45

at least it wasn't a Harry Potter book.....

toad396 0

Monday 25 July 2011 20:52

u kid is a ba

MissCuteStack 12

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:52

Someone is good with rhymes

jdawg2010 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 3:14

lmao(:

triskitpaulo 0

Monday 19 September 2011 3:11

My favorite suess story.. Smack sally

Krimlinger 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 0:51

Must be black

lindora 35

Thursday 5 January 2012 8:23

Like a boss.

friednoodles 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 4:24

your. kid. is. badass

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