By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 18:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Damn those virtual coals, ******* up carpets everywhere.

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Rei_Ayanami 18

I hope you have home insurance, and a lot of fire alarms. Add some extinguishers to be safe.

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perdix 29

Luckily, she's got the pathological lying under control, too.

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joshiepo0 18

The carpet the carpet the carpets on fire!

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Enslaved 36

We don't need no water let that mother ****** burn. Burn mother ******, burn!

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Sam_Dchi 23

all of a sudden I wanna burn something down...

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doodlecloud 26

That sucks...pyromania I could probably deal with but I don't have the patience for stupidity as well.

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KiddNYC1O 20

It's tempting to play with fire, especially with alcohol. Cool things occur....

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jlarae12 10

I once put fireworks in my microwave and set them off... But it was in the middle of my driveway AWAY from the house and carpet.

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olhuma 5

At least, it won't be hard for her to find a good match...

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crimsonlover4 31

That was a brilliant comment lol Sparks will fly

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bioss89 16

Do not worry OP, everything will be OK if she learn how to control herself(and the arsonist inside her). I was like that, when I was younger, but eventually found work for a laboratory for testing fuel, fire alarms, fire systems etc. Good luck OP!

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GothickNihilist 15

So you get paid to light things on fire? If so you have a awesome job. Some people have all the luck.

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olhuma 5

You're that one guy who gets burned up as he rests...

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