Kids: Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper...

By Unsanitary - 26/06/2011 10:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML

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By Squeakyclean - 23/08/2021 08:01

Today, my 14 year-old daughter threw a massive fit over showering. She dislodged the shower curtain rod and threatened to beat us with it if we ever force her to shower again. FML

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By lon01t - 07/05/2012 20:43 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML

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Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2021 11:00

Today, my son had a screaming meltdown because I told him to clean his own room and that I refuse to be treated like his personal maid. He’s 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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By jasmine - 10/06/2019 14:00

Today, my daughter is 16 hours-old and cries every time I pick her up, and refuses to be breast fed. She loves sleeping peacefully in her dad’s arms, and being bottle-fed by him. My 16 hour-old baby hates me. FML

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By marbles - 02/06/2022 12:00

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By Jane - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear, it doesn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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kiaralove53 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 19:04

You shouldn't force her to bathe, she is 16, let her live with everyone telling her how bad she smells.

iAmScrubs 19

Sunday 26 June 2011 19:04

Post the video of her on her Facebook page. That is the best revenge possible.

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lovesilly920 0

Monday 27 June 2011 13:38

lol. horrible.

skatingzooyork 0

Monday 27 June 2011 14:22

Good job training your CHILD to be clean before they grow up.... oh wait.... too late!!

mcasa24 0

Monday 27 June 2011 16:11

you should bring out the belt!

cH1N1chunga 5

Monday 27 June 2011 16:13

this is pretty much the same with my sister and she is turning 20 this year. she doesnt like to bathe and if she already took a shower the day before and my parents tell her to take another one the next cause something special is happening, she would start complaining and cause a tantrum about already taking a shower. I have to live with her Til I graduate high school or until she finally gets her full credit high school diploma or the military

failla 0

Monday 27 June 2011 16:21

damn kesha

kyrintethron 0

Monday 27 June 2011 16:53

Wrap it up - kids will disappoint you.

shad72 0

Monday 27 June 2011 17:16

that is freaking GGRROOOOOSSSSS!!!!!

daydreamer244 13

Monday 27 June 2011 17:34

ok I'm thirteen and I shower everyday, is there something wrong with ur daughter? maybe when she duznt bathe u should felonies she stinks. eww four days without bathing is just wrong.......good luck with her.