Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
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kiaralove53 0
You shouldn't force her to bathe, she is 16, let her live with everyone telling her how bad she smells.
iAmScrubs 19
Post the video of her on her Facebook page. That is the best revenge possible.
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Comments (445)
lovesilly920 0
lol. horrible.
skatingzooyork 0
Good job training your CHILD to be clean before they grow up.... oh wait.... too late!!
mcasa24 0
you should bring out the belt!
cH1N1chunga 5
this is pretty much the same with my sister and she is turning 20 this year. she doesnt like to bathe and if she already took a shower the day before and my parents tell her to take another one the next cause something special is happening, she would start complaining and cause a tantrum about already taking a shower. I have to live with her Til I graduate high school or until she finally gets her full credit high school diploma or the military
failla 0
damn kesha
kyrintethron 0
Wrap it up - kids will disappoint you.
shad72 0
that is freaking GGRROOOOOSSSSS!!!!!
daydreamer244 13
ok I'm thirteen and I shower everyday, is there something wrong with ur daughter? maybe when she duznt bathe u should felonies she stinks. eww four days without bathing is just wrong.......good luck with her.
daydreamer244 13
tell her not felonies :P
ispt3ch 2
have her psych tested? sounds like Aspergers or autism traits to me...
5t3ff1k4h 44
I don't think they're an unclean person if they have autism. Just saying.