Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML
Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
Today, my 8 year-old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, my 8 year-old niece gave me back a Fluttershy plush I gifted her 4 years ago. When I told her it was a gift from the heart, she insisted on exchanging it for something of equal value. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML
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Top comments
ambowew 7
Quick! Go retrieve them, they will be eternally grateful.
tnlander 20
Toys are memories. You should have at least talked to her about it first.
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Comments (144)
beyeswdragon 2
On a totally unrelated note, I took several of your shoes and favorite dresses and donated them to goodwill. You weren't even wearing them any more ;-)
TrueFG 2
The toys were in the mother's house, she had every right to give them away, with or without her daughter's approval. Such a case wouldn't even stand up in court if the daughter had been a non-minor.
SayPeanuts 29
What if the daughter still lives at home? Would it be okay for the mother to go into her room and give away her possessions because it's her house? And even if she didn't live there anymore she still owns those toys. Just because something is in your house doesn't mean you have the right to do whatever you want with it. I'd hate to see what would happen if I left my car keys at this womans house.
LemonLolly 10
Why would you do that, idiot?
13yearoldpridigy 1
YDI, OP. As a teeneager myself, I totally know how it feels to have old toys you love given away. So what she's in her teens, those toys were probably part of her childhood. Maybe ask next time?
rivera1210 11
I hated how andy gave away his toys in toy story, so i would be mad at my mom did that to me. I would have kept the toys for my future children
Cass_x 22
You should've asked her first.
janiiine 5
I'd be pretty cut if my old toys got thrown out without me knowing!
amd1314a 8
Is she retarded?
rogierownage 4
NEVER THROW AWAY ANYONE'S TOYS WITHOUT ASKING THEM! NEVER!!!!!!!!
EthanTheStrange 4
shes attached to them! I'm a teen boy but I'd cry if my mom got rid of my old stuffed dog!