Miscellaneous: Today, my daughter cried for ages after finding out that Nick...

By svunimportant - 28/05/2015 15:40 - United States - Morehead

Today, my daughter cried for ages after finding out that Nick Amaro was written out of Law and Order: SVU. She barely reacted when I told her that her mom and I are getting a divorce. FML

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By Kimel - 22/01/2016 00:11 - France - Vincent

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By Erbtosis - 13/05/2016 02:40 - United States - Seattle

Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 11:43 - France

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

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By soprahb - 19/10/2012 06:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's new favorite TV show is Law and Order SVU. Now after every episode she insists on asking me if I'm sure I wasn't molested as a kid. She's still on the first season. FML

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By mylifereallyISeffed - 22/07/2009 10:43 - Australia

Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML

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By Mitch - 19/07/2012 17:36 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML

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By anonymous - 01/11/2009 13:37 - France

Today, my dad called me for the first time in weeks. All he wanted to tell me was that Ashlee Simpson got fired from Melrose Place. Then he hung up. FML

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By Andrew Cab - 06/04/2021 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, our 9-year-old daughter was removed from our home and placed into a home for children too violent to function in a family setting. I can't stop crying but my wife hasn't been this happy in years. She was actually smiling as our daughter was restrained and forced out the front door. FML

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Picky

By Anonymous - 01/06/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, my son broke up with his girlfriend. When I asked why, he said, "Because I found out she's adopted. Ugh. I just can't with that, y'know?" Never before have I ever felt the desire to disown one of my kids. It's not a pleasant feeling. FML

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docphilsman 15

Friday 29 May 2015 0:34

priorities

theoldman 22

Friday 29 May 2015 0:41

She's losing Nick Amaro. She's not losing either of you.

Comments

irish_lad 16

Friday 29 May 2015 9:32

I cried too

jepha 10

Friday 29 May 2015 10:08

Thanks for the spoiler! Australia is a bit behind..

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 29 May 2015 12:06

Then again, she did "cry for ages" because a character was taken out of a TV show, so she's probably just an airhead.

ImpracticalJoekr 9

Friday 29 May 2015 12:09

I nearly broke down too. I love Nick :(

Captain_Debilos_fml 13

Friday 29 May 2015 12:58

I was happy when my parents decided to divorce

heismygem 10

Friday 29 May 2015 14:13

She's upset about Nick Amaro leaving?? Psh, Chris Meloni was so much better than Nick.

sincerelystc 10

Friday 29 May 2015 17:37

I was pretty young when my parents got a divorce. Didn't bother me one bit. If they are going to be happier without each other then that's all that really matters.