Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
Tonight on First Dates
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Dash and dine
Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML
Paranoid
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Wait, what?
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Bullet = Dodged
Today, while paying for dinner, my card declined and my date immediately left. The waitress then ran my card again successfully. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Top comments
TiiBags 15
Well shit, and they didn't even buy you dinner first...
ScottVining 21
If they gave you their real name you should report them to the police.
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Comments (75)
aimzskee 30
That really sucks Op . I'm sorry.
keiNan_fml 35
what a ******* disgrace
royal_ranger 12
If you went on a date, then you must have his number. You can have the number traced. Call the cops and go find his ass.
royal_ranger 12
His/her ass*
nitrog100 21
Let's be honest here. If OP were a guy who has found a woman who pays for dinner, do you really think he's just going to throw her away like that?
countryb_cth 38
Yah if op was a guy he sure wouldn't wanna throw away a girl that pays. They can just forget about her mugging him, just a minor bump in the relationship.
TiiBags 15
#29 and #43, OP payed for the dinner, not the mugger...
iwanttogotoparis 26
Don't waste time with an asshole like that
garebear61 14
I feel like they probably aren't going to be seeing eachother much after the way their first meeting ended.
thisguy22 33
Dumb mugger. Should've mugged you BEFORE you paid. He/she would've gotten more for their effort. Assuming you paid in cash of course... Sorry for your troubles OP, Better luck in your future dating endeavors.
HeartYou101 31
Maybe that's why the person mugged the OP, they glanced in their purse/wallet and seen they paid by cash and had some left over...If the OP paid by card, they might not have bothered (unless they seen the pin)?
WOTAN1488 24
Better luck next time lol
katiekittenhurt 5
Really? "Lol" for being mugged? Asshat.
Gauzy21 12
That sucks
Nilorak 24
"Insert Nicholas Cage's face here"
Surge_Heart 12
Hope you're not hurt, OP & might I recommend going back with the police and looking through surveillance footage if possible? It would be a lot more helpful than a description.
Wolfparable 22
So.... Second date?
wolfman0_o 17
Well dang. That's a date you'll never forget haha