Health: Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus,...

By Walking in a Winter Wonderland - 12/09/2016 10:51 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML

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By Andrew7847 - 22/04/2012 05:24 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML

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By Dandruff - 24/05/2010 16:14 - France

Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML

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By eww - 27/10/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML

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By ummmmEW - 13/02/2010 00:04 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML

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By infected - 30/12/2010 21:37 - Denmark

Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 12:04 - United States

Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML

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By Lor - 09/10/2019 06:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a woman got on the bus wearing extremely strong perfume and sat in the seat in front of me. The gentleman I was sitting next to began violently sneezing, so much so that he eventually sneeze-vomited all over my lap and backpack. FML

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ThongWarrior 17

Saturday 1 October 2016 5:01

Perhaps a shower can help honey

oj101 33

Saturday 1 October 2016 5:14

Hey OP! I used to have a lifelong dandruff and psoriasis problem since I was a baby. I used medicated shampoos like Head&Shoulders (zinc) and Nizoral (ketocalnzole) but they only temporarily fixed the problem for a day or 2. What really worked was washing my head with salt water (1 part Dead Sea salt, 3 parts water) and biologically active medical grade Manuka honey left on my scalp for 3 hours. Do the honey thing every day for 1 week, then once a week for 6 months thereafter. It CURED my scalp issues for good.

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cuz803 44

Saturday 1 October 2016 16:51

I heard head and shoulders do well. Definitely for me

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 1 October 2016 19:50

Selsun Blue medicated.

Originalboii2 2

Sunday 2 October 2016 0:27

legitament advice: Look on bluumanns channel there are shampoos with the real dandruff stuff that don't get rid of it but fix the issue. Also try baking soda in your hair when washing and also on another day try olive oil .

danielle317 3

Sunday 2 October 2016 2:17

Good news! I'm guessing you most likely do not have dandruff. Dandruff is not white and is yellow like crusts that do not come off the scalp that easily. Try using conditioner if you are not already. If you are, try leaving it on longer or using something more moisturizing for your scalp. I am a licensed cosmetologist so I hope this helps!

tmj25789 23

Sunday 2 October 2016 3:06

You should talk to your doctor and see if you can get something prescribed for that if nothing over the counter is working.

Le_ponderer 14

Sunday 2 October 2016 12:24

Just yesterday, I started a new treatment for my flaking scalp, dandruff & hairline-hair loss issue (caused by a relaxer burn and a subsequent infection). I am on day 2 of Perfectil and Doxycycline capsules, daily Hacineal shampooing and application of Fungasol on the scalp. Don't leave it as long as I did OP, get to a dermatologist and get treated. Good luck.

Fezzer 3

Sunday 2 October 2016 13:33

Wow, I was just complaining about my own dandruff falling on my lap.

SubaruWRXSTI 16

Monday 3 October 2016 2:57

I would invest in some dandruff shampoo. ASAP. And a shower to go with it.

middlenamefrank 8

Monday 3 October 2016 17:59

Are you sure it's dandruff? I've read that a lot of people, particularly women, just don't rinse the shampoo out of their hair adequately, and it flakes out later. My mom still insists she has dandruff even though I've seen her wash her hair in the sink, without even trying to rinse.