Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML
Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML
Today, I pulled my clothes out of the dryer and realized I had washed an entire pack of tissues with them. Every single piece of clothing was covered in what looked like tiny snowflakes. I now look like I’ve been rolling around in dandruff. FML
Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML
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ThongWarrior 17
Perhaps a shower can help honey
oj101 33
Hey OP! I used to have a lifelong dandruff and psoriasis problem since I was a baby. I used medicated shampoos like Head&Shoulders (zinc) and Nizoral (ketocalnzole) but they only temporarily fixed the problem for a day or 2. What really worked was washing my head with salt water (1 part Dead Sea salt, 3 parts water) and biologically active medical grade Manuka honey left on my scalp for 3 hours. Do the honey thing every day for 1 week, then once a week for 6 months thereafter. It CURED my scalp issues for good.
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Comments (44)
ForeverJasmine 26
My boyfriend had bad dandruff but I buy him head and shoulders and it's gone now it works really well!
watermelon15 35
Try a coconut oil treatment. Or try some anti dandruff shampoos! Don't scratch your head too. You gotta take care of your problem! Good luck my friend
species4872 20
You'll be OK, Christmas is coming up and you should fit right in.
Shay_Shay97 23
Ho ho ho!
TabooSushi 24
That sucks, but you really should see a doctor about that if you haven't been able to take care of it yourself.
kiki1705 20
Winter is coming!
Dawn1027 10
My husband has bad dandruff and none of the shampoos worked. He tried Head and Shoulders, Selsun Blue, among others. So I started doing a lot of research and first I tried a mix of Aloe Vera, Shea Butter (unrefined), and coconut oil once a week as a hair mask. It helped but it didn't completely rid him of it. Finally tried just simple apple cider vinegar and water mixed equal parts, spray onto scalp and leave for 15 minutes after shower, rinse out. Do that every day for a week, and then once a week after that. Some people on the internet had swore by it and I decided to give it a shot and so far it has been really helping him. Hope you can find a solution, op, I know how embarrassing it is for my husband and his isn't as bad as yours seems to be so I can only imagine what it's like for you :/
Nonny_mouse 7
Try an anti dandruff shampoo. If that doesn't help you could try mixing about 3 tablespoons of thyme in 500ml of hot water and leave it stew for about 15 minutes. Strain it but keep the water. Shampoo and condition your hair, then pour the thyme water on your scalp. Leave it for 5 mins and rinse thoroughly. It might help because thyme is mildly antiseptic. If all else fails try a dermatologist. It could be an allergy to your shampoo or conditioner
siggy_mcsigx 22
Don't feel embarrassed to go to a doctor/dermatologist!
Apparentlyacunt 18
I used to think I suffered from dandruff until I visited a hairdresser. Turns out I actually have a sensitive scalp and anti dandruff shampoo was exacerbating my flakes. I use sensitive scalp shampoo now and haven't flaked in over 10 years.