Today, my dad walked in on me filming a Harlem Shake video. He stared for a moment, then said, "Son, I don't have a problem with homosexuals, but… nevermind", shook his head and walked out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding, which he didn't bother to come to. Reply: "What the fuck, are you gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself." My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML
Today, my son had to help out at the local retirement home for his community service. He got in serious trouble and came whining to me about it after he tried threatening some of the residents into taking part in a Harlem Shake video. FML
Today, my dad met my boyfriend. It took less than 10 seconds for him to accuse my boyfriend of being a "queer" because his handshake was "too limp". FML
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
Today, I walked in on my dad singing along to a song on Sesame Street. He tried to divert attention from what I'd just witnessed by angrily grilling me over "just barging in" and not respecting people's privacy. Apparently he forgot that we were in the living room. FML
Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML
Today, I video-chatted with my mom and showed her my new, very short haircut. My dad walked in, took one look at me and said, "I can only attribute this to penis envy," and walked out again. FML
Today, I finally came out to my dad, who is a priest, as gay. He responded by splashing me with holy water to "banish the demon within" me. FML
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding, and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
All the Harlem Shake videos should be destroyed. I dunno why you thought this would be a good idea.
RoboCunnilingus 23
Your dad has had it with your shenanigans.
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Comments (96)
thembeni 6
now that was not ayoba...
JasonUMN 15
You missed out on the craze by a few months- maybe that's why your dad had the response he did.
goth_pixie 15
Harlem Shake is out right now. You're a bit late, OP.
Wakachulak 22
You royally deserved that
w_introuble 25
You deserve it for the simple fact of filming harlem shake! Not good at all! Also if anyone else already said that - my apologies! Comments wouldn't load on my phone.
Elfkid21 19
Serves you right, Fool.
WhiteCrimson 23
The harlem shake is over rated, there should be a new one by now. But yes here in South Africa we are kinda behind on shit happening around the world. Sad but true
SolarFlare 20
that means this fml has a video.
Citronnelle_fml 9
Video or it didn't happen.
termin8tor786 10
You are about to get banned buddy, the FML crazy police will b coming after you for saying that.
termin8tor786 10
Well at least you are out of the closet now.