Miscellaneous: Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout...

By garage - 27/01/2010 06:21 - France

Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML

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Alexa, play "A Forest" by The Cure

By JesusLaidAnEgg - 10/09/2019 14:02

Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML

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By Emma Five - 14/03/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

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Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

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By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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This is going to be my fault, isn't it?

By jpaylay - 07/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2013 21:32 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

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Stalking

By Idiot32 - 25/05/2019 02:00

Today, I saw my dad driving our red Dakota, and I thought it would be funny to tail him around town. It wasn't until I saw cop lights flashing in my rear-view mirror that I remembered that we'd given away our red truck. I'd scared an old lady so badly that she called the police. FML

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Dad, stop driving my car

By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 00:01 - Puerto Rico - Aguas Buenas

Today, my dad was looking for something in the garage and accidentally knocked over a heavy box, which crushed the new side view mirror I'd bought for my car, because the one my car originally had, he smashed it against a pole while driving my car recently. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 21:50 - Puerto Rico - Arecibo

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML

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realggirl 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:13

Hehe. (: *He* deserved that one.

EMR_fml 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:41

I approve of your attempt to murder Ed Cullen. If I saw a glittery gay vampire I'd probably try to mow him down with my car too.

Comments

inevality 12

Friday 29 January 2010 21:15

Don't be embarrassed, that gay sparkly creeper is pretty scary.

thescurvy 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:09

alright tards. she was backing out BEFORE the garage door was all the way up. she saw the cut-out, freaked, and hit the gas all before the garage door was up. I know she was a woman because she freaked out over a cut out of a "sparkly" vampire... and the fact that she, crashjed at all proves she is a she. and vampires don't have reflections

Jazzgirl4ever 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:16

Wow... sucks for you but your dad totally deserves it!

sirdodger 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:07

Thank god it was a cutout, and you didn't back into a toddler. Look backwards before you drive, please.

clahdupe 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 22:13

AT LEAST YOU DIDNT KILL THE ALMIGHTY CULLEN **** DE GARAGE DOOR SMOKE METH

tacoman007 2

Monday 1 February 2010 1:04

ya know, when your startled by something, some might considder it bad driving that your immediate reation is ram the **** into it.

hottay7164 18

Tuesday 2 February 2010 0:07

what i dont understand is why the garage door wasnt already open? and why you would hit the gas....you probably shouldnt be driving.

JohnCleese 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 7:26

I am eternally grateful to you for destroying another Twilight piece of junk.

harrypotterfan12 0

Monday 15 February 2010 18:15

u can so not get ur liscence in ohio if ur 14. i live in ohio and im 13. id hav had my temps by now. and all those people who r bagging on twilight, i hav a question: HAVE U EVEN READ THE SERIES?!?!?!?! and i agree with #148.