jgdgjyfg
United Kingdom
Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Germany
HAZARDOUS WASTE!
Today, my mom tried to keep her boyfriend from indiscriminately devouring my personal things in the fridge. So, instead of just sticking a note with my name on them, the lids of my jars of homemade pesto are now decorated in sharpie with a motif of “NO! DO NOT EAT!” FML
sick of this shit
West Grove, United States
Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. Then I found another note on a can that said, "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Auberry, United States
How thoughtful
Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
trgtyo
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Our pride and joy
Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our living room wall with a painted one. Of our German Shepherd. FML
fml
Canada
Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML
ZeroApostle4Ever
United States
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
Anonymous
Medway, United States
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
2k16
Ottawa, Canada
Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML
mikey51
Australia
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
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amazinglyHappy 6
Just tape a picture of himto the fridge saying '**** you'
eminemchick 19
at least it wasnt "Do not feed the wild snorlax"
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sehansel74 0
I see therapy in your future.
jbello43 0
come on now ppl u know he was prob just messing around and having fun, I found this to be some funny shit lol
Vienna 0
I can relate my Dads a dick too, he once sac tapped me and stole my grilled cheese. All in one dickeshly yet surprisingly agile move, for such a large man.
Smarrtt_ass17 0
Well either you ate something that was supposed to be his or really really fat..
captainbj2 0
post his picture with a note that says "Don't listen to the parental failure!"
kc1997kc 9
I'm sorry OP. Someone should explain to you dad how saying things like that can cause damage to you kids. it can cause you to become anorexic or to gain extra weight to spite him. Parents who do that are risking their kid spending years in therapy or if it's bad enough dying. Even if it was a joke that really cruel. That being said I wouldn't care. When my friend and I hang out the adults call us savages. They even made us sing the song from Pocahontas once. now it's a huge joke we all share. Try to make this something you can laugh about.
xxJessiesGirlxx 6
or maybe kids should just stop being overly sensitive and develop a sense of humor? I swear, this whole generation is full of psycho pansies. Learn to a joke. Jeez.
Havin 19
I agrwe with both of you. She should know how her father is by now, but he should also know that it can be hurtful.
LinTurk 4
I Would put up a few Flyers around the neighborhood with his picture that says something ridiculous like "pet molester"
sickandsexified 7
your dad seems pretty cool lol. that's funny stuff right there.
klynnie 0
Get over it. Today I did something stupid and my dad said "You're only retarded because you were born a month early. It's when the brain is suppose to develop the most". He was fricken joking. I didn't cry to fml over it geepers. If you're truly fat go try a diet.
dylanmurre 4
lmfao, that's the funniest thing iv read all day.