jgdgjyfg
United Kingdom
Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Germany
HAZARDOUS WASTE!
Today, my mom tried to keep her boyfriend from indiscriminately devouring my personal things in the fridge. So, instead of just sticking a note with my name on them, the lids of my jars of homemade pesto are now decorated in sharpie with a motif of “NO! DO NOT EAT!” FML
sick of this shit
West Grove, United States
Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. Then I found another note on a can that said, "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Auberry, United States
How thoughtful
Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
trgtyo
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Our pride and joy
Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our living room wall with a painted one. Of our German Shepherd. FML
fml
Canada
Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML
ZeroApostle4Ever
United States
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
Anonymous
Medway, United States
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
2k16
Ottawa, Canada
Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML
mikey51
Australia
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
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amazinglyHappy 6
Just tape a picture of himto the fridge saying '**** you'
eminemchick 19
at least it wasnt "Do not feed the wild snorlax"
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Comments (238)
gurpreet 5
aw, he was just joking but prank him back! :p
FrancisMX3 6
Maybe you did something to him. :o
saIty 17
Rosie O' Donnell stay the **** away from my Hot Pockets
starsfan_9 7
she eats babies too you know
RandomChickXD 0
it was probably just a joke, ydi for being way too sensitive
je_suis_fml 11
Sensitive for being called a fat ass by her father? fyl for being insensitive.. I wonder how it would bode over if your parents whom supposed to love and nurture choses one of your insecurities and made a "joke" about it... think on it. You'd be crush.
zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0
parents are supposed to be supportive? maybe, but if you can't tell a joke from seriouseness, that's bad, OP is probably just some PMS little whiney girl ydi. I wouldn't be crushed, you see, some people don't have the time to be crushed because some people have to face reality.
DinoJess 0
reality is full of sensitive people because everyone has their own insecurities. even if it is a PMSing little girl, this could hurt her joke or not. a lot of jokes could go too far, like in this, you haven't a clue how much her father picks on her about eating. I don't know about you, but if that kind of joke happened to me over and over again I'd feel beat-down by my own father.
whocaresfylfml 0
um well it probably was a joke. if it wasn't, then he wouldn't have put it out in the open for her to see
dancebgdance 0
dude it was totally a joke. learn to have a sense of humor.
bloodshedblack 5
where in that nite did it even say fat ass?
starsfan_9 7
I would agree (and hope) that it's s joke and that OP is being sensitive but I don't believe that should result in a ydi
swizzle9162 5
wow your a bitch
iTransform 8
I know right? OP, your dad is cool. Quit whining and get him back.
Sunny_Eclipse 6
Douchebag Daddy!
lolatfmlss 1
surprised you aren't the one that said don't feed the wild snorlax XD
Sunny_Eclipse 6
Yeah I know...
Arch27 27
Tape a picture of him to the fridge saying "Failure to observe posted signs will invite more dangerous creatures."
ChucktheNorris 0
that sucks. tape a pic of him and write: this man was born on a highway because that's where accidents happen.
amazinglyHappy 6
that's just beautiful :,)
imbreina 0
love it
jannie22 0
no it should say this man was conceived on a highway because that's where accidents happen :D
ChucktheNorris 0
wow I got over 20 likes and a whole 3 comments ;)
OrgasmicBunnies 9
666 the number of the beast!..... Anyway on a serious base that's just cruel.... I would gut him like a fish.
tal26ful 0
Kick your dad in the balls and tell him he's the real beast. then steal your moms condoms and blame it on your dad who u saw go out the door late one night.
amazinglyHappy 6
I think destroying your parents marriage is a but too far for a little prank...
tal26ful 0
not if it's destroyed already
amazinglyHappy 6
*bit, sorry I must look like a twat now :)
amazinglyHappy 6
ahh, good point :,)
iLOLatURpain69 7
41- I love your hair lol
amazinglyHappy 6
Why Thank You, But You wouldn't be saying that if you've ever slept on it wet and woken up looking like a wanna be Jimi Hendrix... :D
je_suis_fml 11
33 - destroying your child's self-esteem is a bit too far in parenting...
amazinglyHappy 6
trust me she'll recover, my dad does random shizz like that all the time :,) it prepares you for the dicks you're gonna meet in future life, you just have to play the game back :D
tal26ful 0
54- Thank you!
iLOLatURpain69 7
Haha I'm sure but I just love redhead lol
Acaprice14 9
SHE HAS NO SOUL
amazinglyHappy 6
says the guy with a teen with her **** out as his Picture...
iLOLatURpain69 7
136 - You are an asshole. I get so sick of people saying that. Unfortunately, I am not a ginger. But, as far as I'm concerned, redheaded women are definitely the most beautiful women on the planet.
amazinglyHappy 6
ahhh, that's not true... there are reasons we have that stereo-type :,) but thanks, my honest opinion?? brunettes are the prettiest, I have loads of stunning blonde friends, but the prettiest girl I know is a brunette :D
Iwashere12345 0
well if you think about it, he contributed into making the she-beast.