Today, my dad rejected my birthday present to him because it was "Made in China." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dad found the Father's Day present that I spent at least ten hours preparing and decorating. I'd expected him to be extremely happy about this lovely gift. His only reaction was to ask if he could exchange it for something else. FML
What a catch
Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My father didn't get me a birthday present or do anything for me, and acted as though he only came to visit because it was expected. Yet when it was his birthday a couple months ago, he expected me to take him out and pay for it FML
Happy birthday indeed
Today, it was my birthday. I had an appointment at the dentist and went to do some shopping after that. A while after I got home, I met my dad and he just started complaining that I didn't spend any time with them on my birthday. When I tried to explain to him, he just got angry at me and started yelling. FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
The blame game
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
Today, I heard my dad complaining that he won't be able to go to a concert, because it's happening on my birthday. This is the first time he's even acknowledged my birthday in over ten years. FML
Today, I found out I have to give my father-in-law back the football tickets he gave me for my birthday. Why? His girlfriend decided she wanted to go. He didn't get me a different gift. FML
Miserable parenting style
Today, my mom was going to take me shopping to buy a gift for my dad’s birthday, but unfortunately, I missed a spot while cleaning the kitchen. Now my mom is “embarrassed to be seen with me in public” and will buy my dad nothing, and tell him it’s because I don’t love him. FML
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sky413 26
That's wong
NebulaNick 12
Good luck finding him a present then considering it seems like everything's made there.
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Xeivan 15
Well he better get rid of everything he owns and live in the woods since everything is ******* made in China!
tranced_ 45
You should've gave your dad some hard cash instead.
Gauzy21 12
Everything is made in China so he needs to get over it.
dblogic 19
Sigh...seems you've all missed dear ol' dad's point. Pay attention to what you buy...there's a reason America is cinched by a rust belt. Not that there's much anyone left who cares anymore. It's a shame dear ol' dad didn't take the time to explain the rejection of your gift. It's not what you bought but where it comes from & what that does to our country's manufacturing. In a very strange way it's patriotic.
YepThatsMeee 23
Yeah, the same kind of misguided patriotism that pretty much bankrupted the US auto industry. Because MOST people will never be willing to overpay for a grossly inferior product. Manufacturers that cannot compete in a global marketplace need to die. Countries that cannot compete need to restructure.
dblogic 19
The U.S. can't compete in a global marketplace where companies are paying workers a pittance & habitually forcing their workers into ungodly shifts of 16+ hrs per day. Do you think it's only a coincidence that most of our goods are produced in areas where human rights aren't such a high priority? The U.S. can't compete with that. And you think quality goods are coming out of China? Seriously? Most of the cheap crap made in China breaks soon after you've used it a few times. Don't you think it may be a bad idea to be nearly entirely reliant on one place to get most of our products? As a country we should be self-reliant and produce our own goods...ever wonder why the middle class is hurting so much? Not just income stagnation & inequality, their jobs have vanished. You may have a point about the auto industry but that doesn't mean we should kiss manufacturing goodbye. We as a country should support manufacturing at home & we all really should be a more conscientious consumer. I know it's difficult with the Wal-Marts of the world dictating the cost of production & carrying almost exclusively Chinese-made products. OP, sorry your dad rejected your gift, FYL. It's the thought that counts anyway, right? It's a shame he didn't make his preference known to you beforehand. I guess keep it mind for next year?
YepThatsMeee 23
The paradox is that China is killing the US with its own weapon: Capitalism. Because that is exactly how market economy works. Products made in China used to be terrible quality, but just like the Japanese and then the Koreans they have learned about quality control etc. Yes, protectionism is an alternative - if people are willing to live with all its negative consequences.
Jamsterman25 6
Is your dad Ron Swanson?
Dean__Winchester 16
Next time he gets you something look and see if its "Made in China" and deny it. When he gets ticked you throw that back in his face
nodai 13
He's a closeted communist.
BTLoser96 9
Ron Swanson
mine___turtles10 13
He's a hard core American
gatorclay97 28
'Murica