Today, my dad met my fiancé's dad for the first time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested my dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML
Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
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Top comments
dedd4 0
Does it run in the family?
ssbtoday 3
Seems pretty decent to me.
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Comments (103)
MD_DILF 4
Was your father "whipping his **** back and forth"?
perdix 31
So, you're still going to marry into this gang of jackbooted thugs who go around oppressing free-spirited nudists? Your dad is more fun than his.
brandoneyez1 25
That sucks. Hope they didn't talk about it in front of your fiancé.... Lol
MrRuffyboots 0
Well, guess it wasn't the first time after all.
coldsteele152 1
lol
rhysfucker 24
You should have some interesting family holiday dinners! Be sure to update us..."today my father-in-law arrested my dad in front of our house after Christmas dinner for public drunkenness and indecent exposure...."
icic6772 0
Thanksgiving is gonna be interesting
BloodyMary666 24
Wow, that´s really embarrassing!
BrimfullOfAsher 20
I hope that he had a good line like "Glad to see you with your pants on for a change."
HappyPickles 11
I agree with you OP - your Fiancé's dad sounds like a bit of a kill-joy... Every guy needs to let the old fella out to swing in the breeze now and then... your Dad sounds like lots more fun! @45 - just saw your comment - right on the nail! :o)