Today, my dad met my fiancé's dad for the first time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested my dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML
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Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML
Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
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Top comments
dedd4 0
Does it run in the family?
ssbtoday 3
Seems pretty decent to me.
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Comments (103)
shavee 5
Ask your dad to but him a ticket to one of the Rugby games and invite him over for a bbq. All would be forgotten after a couple of drinks(its RWC season after all) I am sure unless your dad decided to do it once more... :p
CrazyManNo9 29
Creeeeepy, but their dad should have been professional enought to keep his mouth shut.
iWaffle 0
What is op and that other wore they use alot like...
HannahJoButtons 2
So....he didn't actually meet him for the first time today...just sayin'
ravenscheer3415 0
Awko-taco..
okieraider71 4
I have attested several several hundred people. The one thing people don't seem to understand is cops don't give a shit: its just a job. I will drink a beer with someone the next day in some cases.
JustDannyG 0
So wouldn't that be the second time they meet??
chickenpie90 16
This made me lol
creedaddict 9
Ha! Awesome
structuredchaoz 4
Dispute the ticket and it will be dismissed for lack of evidence.