Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML
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Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, I found out my dad got Covid after spending the weekend at home. All my classes have me doing final projects, and my dorm's internet is a dumpster fire. FML
Today, my parents got a call from my principal. I'd been lying that I couldn’t see the work I had to do in my online class, because I was behind and I needed to catch up. Tomorrow my parents are getting a call, telling them the dates I've been logged into the online learning. I haven’t logged in in weeks. FML
Today, my parents moved my senile grandpa in with us, but he keeps yelling at me for gaming and sometimes just switches my computer off. This is my house, not theirs. I work remotely, I’m not gaming, and their unemployed asses can’t even watch him closely enough to keep him out of my home office. FML
Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML
Today, I sold all of my son's games and gadgets because he got a horrible report card. It turned out that the school made some sort of a mistake and it wasn't his actual report card. He actually got great grades. I tried to apologize but he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
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BeastManzero 0
You can't play games with lag you have to understand his complaint.
kbobcat 0
Well you can't blame him, modern warfare 3 just came out.
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Comments (277)
mpsap 0
wow.....
GypsyRover 0
I love diving! I hope you had fun in the water and seen some cool things. :-)
Dylan420z 4
probably just wants u gone at school so he can use the computer to watch ****..
melanierules123 7
Go take your classes at starbucks
Okayitwasme 0
I love Starbucks!
Okayitwasme 0
Tell him to get a faster Internet connection.
buttered 0
Wow your Internet must suck if being on the computer makes your dads games lag lol
Thefeelofcotton 0
Dude, lag = bad gameplay. Bad gameplay = shitty KDR. Shitty KDR = bad times for you. Consider it a blessing
timharrison1000 6
ur dad sounds like a turd ...just saying *cough*
GypsyRover 0
Tell him to get off his ass and look for a job! Parents now days are lazy pieces of shit,and don't care about there kids enough to give them the proper direction and discipline. I'm tiered of my tax dollars going to people like him who just sit on there ass and collect wellfair and unemployment. To make it worse,he is making school harder for you. Sorry man. Good for you for trying,keep it up!
theDOGgoesIDGAF 0
Op didn't say his dad didn't have a job
CrazyManNo9 29
Should we assume he is at home playing video games because he is a game developer?
GypsyRover 0
220,I like ur optimism! However,I think if he was,he would have a better setup.