Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML
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Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Ongoing crisis
Today, I found out my dad got Covid after spending the weekend at home. All my classes have me doing final projects, and my dorm's internet is a dumpster fire. FML
Inspirational tale
Today, my parents got a call from my principal. I'd been lying that I couldn’t see the work I had to do in my online class, because I was behind and I needed to catch up. Tomorrow my parents are getting a call, telling them the dates I've been logged into the online learning. I haven’t logged in in weeks. FML
My house, anyone's rules
Today, my parents moved my senile grandpa in with us, but he keeps yelling at me for gaming and sometimes just switches my computer off. This is my house, not theirs. I work remotely, I’m not gaming, and their unemployed asses can’t even watch him closely enough to keep him out of my home office. FML
Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML
As he should
Today, I sold all of my son's games and gadgets because he got a horrible report card. It turned out that the school made some sort of a mistake and it wasn't his actual report card. He actually got great grades. I tried to apologize but he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
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BeastManzero 0
You can't play games with lag you have to understand his complaint.
kbobcat 0
Well you can't blame him, modern warfare 3 just came out.
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Vaginabutter 15
47 is saying that if one is wired and the other is wireless this issue wont happen. This is wrong as they both hit the same gateway to the internet and share the same bandwith. So unless OP is an IT guy and knows how to setup VLans with packetshaping, he is still screwed.
tweetypie 18
But video games are AWESOME!
skyeyez9 24
I wish I could have done online/homeschool classes. Instead of 8hrs of public school, You are usually done in about 3-4hrs and work at your own pace.
PaperPlanes415 0
True Gamer!
mrdoper 0
Lol your dad plays world of Warcraft. :P
nerdsgetmehot 22
Or Guild Wars.
bigdirtyjase 0
Get better internet
daydreamer244 13
Omg! My dad makes me get off the computer for the same reason! It's so retarded.
BD_Swingin 0
MW3 is better than you, admit it.
jevmsv 6
LoL, lemme guess...World of Warcraft?
KiddNYC1O 20
Shit, if you were uploading pictures I'd be on his side. Uploading pictures lags the shit out of signal strength.