Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML
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Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, I found out my dad got Covid after spending the weekend at home. All my classes have me doing final projects, and my dorm's internet is a dumpster fire. FML
Today, my parents got a call from my principal. I'd been lying that I couldn’t see the work I had to do in my online class, because I was behind and I needed to catch up. Tomorrow my parents are getting a call, telling them the dates I've been logged into the online learning. I haven’t logged in in weeks. FML
Today, my parents moved my senile grandpa in with us, but he keeps yelling at me for gaming and sometimes just switches my computer off. This is my house, not theirs. I work remotely, I’m not gaming, and their unemployed asses can’t even watch him closely enough to keep him out of my home office. FML
Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML
Today, I sold all of my son's games and gadgets because he got a horrible report card. It turned out that the school made some sort of a mistake and it wasn't his actual report card. He actually got great grades. I tried to apologize but he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
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BeastManzero 0
You can't play games with lag you have to understand his complaint.
kbobcat 0
Well you can't blame him, modern warfare 3 just came out.
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Comments (277)
THE_A_TEEN 27
I really hate parents who put their selfish reasons over their childrens education. You have my condolences, op. The Public school system is half crap, and some kids are down right assholes. Good luck mate...
every1luvsboners 11
He probably just doesn't want to look at your turd-esque melon of a head all day. Hop out there and get a public education like the rest of us idiots.
purplishzebraz 0
Psh go to a normal school zombies kicks ass. I'd do the same....unless you were bullied out of school.
sixspades 0
Call of duty Zombie new map Academy of the dead New wonder weapon: Discipline = ruler replaces knife
Okayitwasme 0
American schools suck !!!! Ever watch are you smarter than a 5th grader? Most americans can't answer the questions! I can't watch it any more! It's too sad.
THE_A_TEEN 27
What makes this more disturbing is that some people support the dad. No wonder the US is in the crapper.
nerdsgetmehot 22
#38 The whole "everyone in the US is an idiot" bit is getting old.
leadman1989 15
38 - I think 99% of the people supporting the dad are being sarcastic/sardonic... including myself. On the other hand when people generalize Americans as one stereotype or another that's usually how they feel.
DocBastard 38
Nerds, what A_Teen is saying has some truth to it. When comparing achievement versus 33 other countries, the U.S. ranked 14th in reading, 17th in science and 25th in math. That sorta sux n stuff lololol See what I mean?
nerdsgetmehot 22
#130 But not all Americans are unintelligent. It's pretty sad that the US statistics are that low, but it certainly doesn't apply to all Americans.
DocBastard 38
Nerds, he never said all Americans are stupid, only that the country is in the toilet.
nerdsgetmehot 22
#186 It was implied.
leadman1989 15
Steal the neighbors wifi duh! There are like 10 great unsecured ones I get just from my bedroom...
Firebalone 13
Hello!?!! Get your own Internet access!
THE_A_TEEN 27
Hello, with what money?
WeAreScrewed 3
Never mess with a gamer's games.
Vaginabutter 15
quit lagging his games then. sheesh
Poetaster 10
Tell um " okay dad.. I can just drop out, have a few kids and live on welfare".
cmayo 3
Can't play video games with lag.