Miscellaneous: Today, my dad gave me a football signed by my favourite football...

By bibobobonnor - 28/09/2010 04:40 - Canada

Today, my dad gave me a football signed by my favourite football player. It would've been great, except that I saw my dad sign it in front of me. The worst part is that he denies doing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I went down to my grandparents' house to spend some time with them. I was in the guest room when I noticed a box in the corner of the closet labelled "Crap". I opened up the box to see my Dad's John Elway Autographed Football in it. I got it for him for Christmas, it cost me $600. FML

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By Sal - 05/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found out I have to give my father-in-law back the football tickets he gave me for my birthday. Why? His girlfriend decided she wanted to go. He didn't get me a different gift. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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By tahneee - 31/05/2019 20:00

Today, I went to a function with my dad for a football team. Handing my dad the camera, I finally worked up the courage to ask for a photo with my favourite player. The guy was looking at my boobs in all three photo attempts. FML

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By blenderbookf - 25/11/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 08:03

Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML

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By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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By gdog10122 - 12/01/2013 09:52 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML

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He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By lp525252 - 20/03/2013 10:59 - Australia - Miranda

Today, a guy left flowers on my doorstep. I got home to find my dad claiming he bought them for my mum. I told my parents they were mine, they laughed in my face. FML

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Tuesday 28 September 2010 11:56

your dad is weird.

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 11:59

Just sell it on eBay.

Comments

SleepyHead34 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 4:31

this fml actually made me laugh Hahaha

jrgigl 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 5:41

aw, well at least your dad was trying to make you happy.

Miss_gord 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 6:28

how is this an fml he's just trying to be nice

saan_88 0

Friday 1 October 2010 13:22

i'm sorry but if that is the biggest problem you have in life, you've got it good. Go post on my life is average. Seriously, at least your dad cares. Be thankful you HAVE a dad!

Fatalally 4

Saturday 2 October 2010 4:53

It's the thought that counts?

TipYourHooker 5

Saturday 3 September 2011 11:26

Woah, is it just me or do KVKdragon and bankrupt have some seeeeerious daddy issues? If they were girls, they would have just been boned by the whole football team. Be grateful that your dad wanted to make you happy. That's all it's about. Lie or not, he wanted to give you something that would make you smile. Why you called him out, I just don't understand. I would find it incredibly endearing if my dad did that.

TipYourHooker 5

Saturday 3 September 2011 11:29

My point is that you're materialistic. Who cares who actually signed it, he just wanted to give you something he knew you would like but couldn't actually get.