Today, my dad gave me a football signed by my favourite football player. It would've been great, except that I saw my dad sign it in front of me. The worst part is that he denies doing it. FML
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Today, I went down to my grandparents' house to spend some time with them. I was in the guest room when I noticed a box in the corner of the closet labelled "Crap". I opened up the box to see my Dad's John Elway Autographed Football in it. I got it for him for Christmas, it cost me $600. FML
Today, I found out I have to give my father-in-law back the football tickets he gave me for my birthday. Why? His girlfriend decided she wanted to go. He didn't get me a different gift. FML
Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I went to a function with my dad for a football team. Handing my dad the camera, I finally worked up the courage to ask for a photo with my favourite player. The guy was looking at my boobs in all three photo attempts. FML
Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML
Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML
Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML
Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, a guy left flowers on my doorstep. I got home to find my dad claiming he bought them for my mum. I told my parents they were mine, they laughed in my face. FML
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Top comments
mrahhhhh 21
your dad is weird.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Just sell it on eBay.
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Comments (103)
SaintE_fml 0
your dads your favorite football player!!!
ringogrey 4
your an ass for pushing it
loso86 2
ahaahahahahahaah
shortyshort21 0
people on eBay don't know that...
Socomsnake 11
Well, it's the thought that counts!
canzo378 0
why are some dads so stupid?
skyeyez9 25
Free football.
talun 10
What if his dad secretly dreams to be a famous football player and was ashamed to let OP know?
lickme89 3
Ur dad is retarted but atleast he tried I wud just appreciate it
SkullCanddi 0
impress you're friends, assuming you have any.