Today, my dad gave me a football signed by my favourite football player. It would've been great, except that I saw my dad sign it in front of me. The worst part is that he denies doing it. FML
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Today, I went down to my grandparents' house to spend some time with them. I was in the guest room when I noticed a box in the corner of the closet labelled "Crap". I opened up the box to see my Dad's John Elway Autographed Football in it. I got it for him for Christmas, it cost me $600. FML
Today, I found out I have to give my father-in-law back the football tickets he gave me for my birthday. Why? His girlfriend decided she wanted to go. He didn't get me a different gift. FML
Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I went to a function with my dad for a football team. Handing my dad the camera, I finally worked up the courage to ask for a photo with my favourite player. The guy was looking at my boobs in all three photo attempts. FML
Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML
Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML
Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML
Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, a guy left flowers on my doorstep. I got home to find my dad claiming he bought them for my mum. I told my parents they were mine, they laughed in my face. FML
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mrahhhhh 21
your dad is weird.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Just sell it on eBay.
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Comments (103)
Toiga 0
I wanna know who's signature his dad put.
MERftw 0
that's not a fml. I would have laughed as hard as i could if MY dad did that to me. it's a freaking sign that shows he loves me. and if you took that so seriously, why the hell does your life suck if your dad did that to you? i rly dont understand. some people are wining.. annoying!
MoNiCa132 0
It's the thought that counts
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funhun123 0
Look, to anyone saying to get over it, it's not the fact he got a cheap gift. If the dad wouldve stopped bullshitting about an autograph I'm sure the Op wouldve been happy with his/her gift. I hate it when parents treat their kids like they're idiots
broadway_bound_b 0
yeah, that was a really nice gesture on his part... like santa, gotta keep your hopes and dreams up, right?
striker249 0
u spelt favorite rong
TESSAf 0
Favourite is how they spell it in Canada. You spelled spelled and wrong wrong. Way. to. go.
cheeseburgerriot 0
your dad did that because he loves you and wanted to make you happy. Remember that
zarazara_fml 0
ydi for being a whiny bitch. at least your dad cares about you and gets you anything at all. you're really going to regret not treasuring such a loving parent once he's gone :/
Violacatt 0
Tell your dad you have video footage of him signing the ball.
justj2010 0
85-maybe the dad should say he has video of the kid doing somethin embarrassing and making sure his future girlfriend gets a copy of it after a family screening during the holidays.