FML : Today, my dad demanded that I break up with my cheating boyfriend. With that revelation, I did some investigating on my own. The other woman is apparently...

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Today, my dad demanded that I break up with my cheating boyfriend. With that revelation, I did some investigating on my own. The other woman is apparently my boyfriend's "cute little" Marshadow that slaughtered my dad's "godlike" Incineroar in a 3DS battle they had. FML

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You deserved it

By Daughter of a Dork - / Friday 14 September 2018 17:30 / United States - New York

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By Glowworm56 | 25

#7693654 - Saturday 15 September 2018 0:45

This is hilarious!
Keep in mind, that "cute little" Marshadow is a legendary Pokemon. No wonder it kicked your dad's Incineroar's ass.

By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7689298 - Friday 7 September 2018 19:06

Nah, your dad is right. Dude's gotta go. No one messes with a man's Incineroar.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7689298 - Friday 7 September 2018 19:06

Nah, your dad is right. Dude's gotta go. No one messes with a man's Incineroar.

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DragonMaiden7 | 15

#7694029 - Saturday 15 September 2018 22:56

I totally agree. You don’t fuck with a person’s starter. That’s like kicking a person’s mother

By EggyDogger | 13

#7693638 - Friday 14 September 2018 23:41

Just level it up

By blightsight | 10

#7693650 - Saturday 15 September 2018 0:11

People still play Pokemon??

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DragonMaiden7 | 15

#7694023 - Saturday 15 September 2018 22:50

I mean, it’s not like there is a fucking National and World tournament where people can win actually money, or at least hundreds of thousands of players.

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DragonMaiden7 | 15

#7694037 - Saturday 15 September 2018 23:08

Just because you don’t know shit doesn’t mean other people are ignorant.

Google is a thing. Educate yourself. Btw I have won a tournament before, you can delete your comment, doesn’t mean I don’t see it

By RichardPencil | 26

#7693652 - Saturday 15 September 2018 0:26

“Never go against the family”
-Don Corleone

Dump him!

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7693654 - Saturday 15 September 2018 0:45

This is hilarious!
Keep in mind, that "cute little" Marshadow is a legendary Pokemon. No wonder it kicked your dad's Incineroar's ass.

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MidnaLink | 31

#7693678 - Saturday 15 September 2018 2:30

To be fair, the only advantage that Marshadow has is its Fighting type over Incineroar’s Dark type.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7693656 - Saturday 15 September 2018 0:49

It's especially amusing that the Marshadow is being referred to as "the other woman" because Marshadow is genderless.

By cptncuttlefish | 24

#7693659 - Saturday 15 September 2018 1:07

Real men win without legendaries, he’s gotta go!

By Charlie Given | 19

#7693666 - Saturday 15 September 2018 1:26

Time to find some men and get rid of the little boys 🙄😏

By pjsr | 31

#7693671 - Saturday 15 September 2018 1:41

You need to amend your screenname to include Boyfriend of a Dork, too.
#whosaysgirlsdontmarryaguyjustliketheirdads

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SneezyBear | 27

#7693727 - Saturday 15 September 2018 5:59

You mean 'Girlfriend of a Dork'?

By TheSminty1 | 16

#7693721 - Saturday 15 September 2018 5:40

It would seem women really do look for men who resemble their fathers. #FreudWasRight

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