By Daughter of a Dork - 14/09/2018 17:30 - United States - New York

Today, my dad demanded that I break up with my cheating boyfriend. With that revelation, I did some investigating on my own. The other woman is apparently my boyfriend's "cute little" Marshadow that slaughtered my dad's "godlike" Incineroar in a 3DS battle they had. FML
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Glowworm56 26

This is hilarious! Keep in mind, that "cute little" Marshadow is a legendary Pokemon. No wonder it kicked your dad's Incineroar's ass.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Nah, your dad is right. Dude's gotta go. No one messes with a man's Incineroar.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Nah, your dad is right. Dude's gotta go. No one messes with a man's Incineroar.

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DragonMaiden7 15

I totally agree. You don’t **** with a person’s starter. That’s like kicking a person’s mother

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EggyDogger 13

Just level it up

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blightsight 10

People still play Pokemon??

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DragonMaiden7 15

I mean, it’s not like there is a ******* National and World tournament where people can win actually money, or at least hundreds of thousands of players.

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blightsight 10

You sure as hell aren't winning any tournaments

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DragonMaiden7 15

Just because you don’t know shit doesn’t mean other people are ignorant. Google is a thing. Educate yourself. Btw I have won a tournament before, you can delete your comment, doesn’t mean I don’t see it

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blightsight 10

Why would I bother to delete my comment? I stand by what I say, no matter what you people think.

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RichardPencil 30

“Never go against the family” -Don Corleone Dump him!

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Glowworm56 26

This is hilarious! Keep in mind, that "cute little" Marshadow is a legendary Pokemon. No wonder it kicked your dad's Incineroar's ass.

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MidnaLink 33

To be fair, the only advantage that Marshadow has is its Fighting type over Incineroar’s Dark type.

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no0ne0890 29

so are we just gonna ignore the insane speed difference and slight power boost? not to mention the insane move pool.

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Glowworm56 26

It's especially amusing that the Marshadow is being referred to as "the other woman" because Marshadow is genderless.

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cptncuttlefish 24

Real men win without legendaries, he’s gotta go!

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Charlie Given 26

Time to find some men and get rid of the little boys 🙄😏

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pjsr 32

You need to amend your screenname to include Boyfriend of a Dork, too. #whosaysgirlsdontmarryaguyjustliketheirdads

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SneezyBear 27

You mean 'Girlfriend of a Dork'?

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TheSminty1 17

It would seem women really do look for men who resemble their fathers. #FreudWasRight

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