Miscellaneous: Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He...

By Kassiopia - 14/11/2009 12:35 - United States

Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter overreacted." FML

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By haleyfml - 27/10/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML

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By yeah why not - 06/04/2013 17:06 - Norway

Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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By Literal Baby-Daddy - 02/07/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, my toddler threw a screaming, rampaging fit, because I ate the last chocolate mousse from the fridge. Did I forget to mention said toddler is actually my 52 year old dad? FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 05:52 - United States - Seattle

Today, while making dinner I cut my finger badly with a knife. When I yelled for my dad to drive me to the hospital, he accused me of lying to get attention. He had to taste my blood before he decided it wasn't red-colored corn syrup. FML

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By squeltorey - 03/08/2012 19:28 - United States - Whittier

Today, after waking up, I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimated my strength, and the whole thing splashed all over my face. A few moments later, my dad staggered in, looked at me in disgust, and said, "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

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By screwed - 08/02/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML

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By alliez108 - 18/11/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

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By ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

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Saturday 14 November 2009 16:15

Why did you interrupt the man in the middle of a cake-gasm?

Ellowise_fml 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:10

Ignore him. You did the right thing.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 15 November 2009 19:41

Not a waste of cake, actually. If I did this, I'd just eat the cake when I got home. Yum, facecake!

Mortoli 30

Thursday 5 June 2014 10:21

and if daughter didn't take him he coulda finished alone when he woke up lol.

mattys_mama 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:36

Hey OP, there's a good chance we're sisters. Count to 10 and remember he's not ALWAYS a prick. Just, you know, a lot of the time.

kikaineko_fml 0

Monday 16 November 2009 4:25

And?? Obviously he was joking, and even if he genuinely was annoyed, nothigns going to come of it, this isn't even close to FML material, it would be FML if he said that then died, therefore those were his last words, or if then you passed out and he was released, or somethign, this one is pointless, you should be happy everythings fine, rather than complaining because he made a most likely joking comment.

FoundManyLemons 0

Monday 16 November 2009 5:29

He insulted you because you were concerned about him? **** him. Tell him next time he stops responding you'll wait until he's putrefying before calling someone. And who's the real idiot anyway? He's the moron who can't take his medicine properly.

colorschemer 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 5:59

My father tried really hard to have a relationship with his own dad for a long time before he finally just had to accept that the guy was a prick. I asked about my grandfather once. Dad just looked at me and said "ya know, you only get one set of parents. Sometime is just doesn't work out." Not saying your dad is that bad, but yeah, sometimes it just doesn't work out.

Tasha321 9

Wednesday 25 November 2009 18:02

you feed the man cake and take him to the hospital when hes sick and he gose ahead and call you stupid what do people have to do now a days to gets a little apreciation ?.