Miscellaneous: Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He...

By Kassiopia - 14/11/2009 12:35 - United States

Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter overreacted." FML

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Saturday 14 November 2009 16:15

Why did you interrupt the man in the middle of a cake-gasm?

Ellowise_fml 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:10

Ignore him. You did the right thing.

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XanimalloverX 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 19:58

Sometimes my parents find me asleep sitting up because my medications are so strong. You did the right thing though by calling the paramedics

SilverStrs5 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:03

When he allowed to leave make his ass walk home for that comment while you drive! You did right!

catatonicsleep 17

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:27

Don't you have to pay for hospital visits in the US? Because if you do he might not be happy that he has to pay when he wasn't sick

Erindub 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:45

Aww that sucks but you were just being cautious. I'm glad your dads okay.

Erindub 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:48

Yeah we pay for hosputal visits in the US. It sucks pretty bad. I once had to visit the E.R. and in the 5 hours I qas there I racked up $20,000 in bills!

Luckster 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 21:40

Sounds like your dad WANTS to die.

muffinsareyummy 1

Saturday 14 November 2009 23:33

maybe you shouldn't have overreacted?

andydawg8891 0

Monday 16 November 2009 15:41

*two thumbs up*

LevyLove 17

Saturday 14 November 2009 23:49

I agree... next time left him suffocate in his cake.... and take pics to post on FB :)

dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 14 November 2009 23:58

It could have been diabetes medicine. And he was eating chocolate cake. And he didn't just fall asleep, he was unresponsive. I would have called the paramedics. But then again, I don't take chances when it comes to people's health. FYL OP.