Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I picked up a birthday card for my dad at the supermarket in a mad rush. I didn’t realise that the inside said “From your daughter”. He thinks this was my way of coming out as trans, and said that he'd suspected it for years. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I found out my husband had bought my one year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML
Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
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_Peppermint_ 34
No kidding!
player20270 32
I imagine your daughter won't enjoy the pictures from her birthday party, when she gets the real meaning of the shirt's phrase.
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Comments (49)
JohnTheDonJuan 11
Did everyone suddenly lose the ability to laugh? Yeah it was a little inappropriate but all the best jokes are.
Smooth_Criminal 24
it is funny, but the last thing you want at a birthday party is a bunch of pissed off parents.
8313girl 28
@23, Its a kid's birthday party! I'm just gonna assume you don't get invited to a lot of parties that involve small children. I'm not a mom and it'll be a long time before I want to become one and I definitely have a dark sense of humor but you gotta know the appropriate things to do and wear around kids.
RedPillSucks 33
damn. are you the kind of guy that wears shirts with a left pointing arrow and a phrase like "my future rape victim" to a kids party too? I mean, there's always some psycho that thinks it's funny.
Krwman 8
How did you not slug him??
hoosiergirl94 31
At least he's honest
ally8 21
Inappropriate. What a douche bag
dZiNex 16
I'd find that a bit funny...
worldclassrager 41
Did you take him to the side to ask if he could turn it inside out?
samlovesham1234 9
A contradiction in terms.
levirudisel 8
That's awesome, you should be proud
vikky538 29
At Least the quote on t shirt is right. Your dad is a huge dick.
Micr0_fml 19
OP, that sucks! It is probably true though.