FML : Happy birthday?

Happy birthday?

Today, I picked up a birthday card for my dad at the supermarket in a mad rush. I didn’t realise that the inside said “From your daughter”. He thinks this was my way of coming out as trans, and said that he suspected it for years. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Not really - / Thursday 19 July 2018 15:00 /

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By Lalala579121 | 27

#7663640 - Thursday 19 July 2018 17:53

Clearly OP has much to learn in the way of dad jokes.

By Zekfen | 17

#7663592 - Thursday 19 July 2018 15:15

You should just go along with it and send him pictures of drag queens saying that is you in make up. Tell him you tape your willy back and all that also. Maybe buy some women’s underwear to leave out around the house with your name written in the back. Just have fun with it.

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By Zekfen | 17

#7663592 - Thursday 19 July 2018 15:15

By RichardPencil | 25

#7663617 - Thursday 19 July 2018 16:35

It’s either he thinks you’re trans or you’re so thoughtless and careless, that you couldn’t put the slightest effort into selecting and appropriate card.

Between the two, I’d go with trans, Caitlyn.

By melisssa87 | 28

#7663618 - Thursday 19 July 2018 16:48

Maybe your father knows something you don’t? Sounds like he really really wants a trans child

By Lalala579121 | 27

#7663640 - Thursday 19 July 2018 17:53

Clearly OP has much to learn in the way of dad jokes.

By Abbusser | 6

#7663677 - Thursday 19 July 2018 19:40

The daughter he really wanted...

By Davros | 12

#7663730 - Thursday 19 July 2018 21:34

next time just stare at him and say "geez, one of our mothers should have swallowed"

By ChakatBlackstar | 28

#7663829 - Friday 20 July 2018 5:11

Huh...well, if nothing else you gave me an interesting idea for how to come out as trans to people. Though birthday might be a bit too situational...what card-giving event would it be best to come out during?