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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By a - / Thursday 21 May 2009 19:18 / United Kingdom

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By paperfox_fml | 0

#219020 - Friday 22 May 2009 2:11

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

By Antonio718 | 0

#218946 - Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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By perussian | 0

#218942 - Friday 22 May 2009 2:01

first!

GreenHacker | 0

#616767 - Monday 12 October 2009 8:17

YDI for using a dildo. Get a man

YouSeriouslySuck | 0

#959366 - Wednesday 17 March 2010 22:53

yay I'm at the top then I'll be moderated yay!!

By Antonio718 | 0

#218946 - Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

panic222354 | 0

#948204 - Monday 15 March 2010 3:02

haha

blueridgemtns97 | 0

#956405 - Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:51

just think we were all human dildos if our moms didn't get a c section..

wintamint101 | 7

#1014505 - Tuesday 1 June 2010 3:50

did his teacher consfiscate it? cuz thatd suck if you had to pick it up from her

020266t | 5

#1423948 - Saturday 18 September 2010 20:50

oh no he didnt!

Mizino137 | 0

#1990707 - Friday 21 January 2011 2:31

#303 i bet the teacher would have used it before returning it haha

FatMan23 | 10

#2701110 - Friday 17 June 2011 9:58

@ 325, what if the teach was a guy?

tatababe | 0

#2940876 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 22:58

so did he slay any girls

tatababe | 0

#2940881 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 22:58

so did he slay any girls

Durtmania | 8

#5740022 - Sunday 3 November 2013 3:07

@ 335 He could had still used it if it was a guy ;)

theweasel | 16

#6210728 - Monday 23 February 2015 9:03

He still would have used it

By ClichePoser | 0

#218947 - Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

haha wow.
Very funny.

By Rain_fml | 0

#218950 - Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

Uh....LOL.
Poor kids :(

By Theoderage | 3

#218955 - Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

Why was it where your son could access it?

Acousticpixie14 | 6

#1983544 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 0:29

Exactly.
It should be put away somewhere your son can't get to it.
Bad parenting.

rawrlily | 0

#2673493 - Monday 13 June 2011 21:02

Coulda been in a drawer.

By gregthestrange | 3

#218959 - Friday 22 May 2009 2:03

hahahaha!

WillDaBeast83 | 0

#2915299 - Sunday 17 July 2011 18:44

nice picture!

By Damasta | 0

#218960 - Friday 22 May 2009 2:03

WOw! How old is he....? I wonder if he knew what it was....

omgtheresnoname | 0

#1064455 - Monday 5 July 2010 10:06

great pic x)

pieintheface | 0

#1339601 - Thursday 2 September 2010 18:54

ya your pic is hilarious

bloobelly | 0

#1480019 - Friday 1 October 2010 8:21

I ADORE your picture

simian_nelipot | 0

#1963408 - Thursday 13 January 2011 20:03

any boy old enough to go to school should be able to recognize a penis. He might not know what its used for. But he knows what it is supposed to replace.

FMLshark | 12

#4516229 - Sunday 3 June 2012 10:14

Not all dildos look like penises.

Ang3lofd3ath167 | 18

#6271855 - Friday 24 April 2015 14:35

He was chasing the girls, so he clearly knew what it was

By pat2rome | 0

#218961 - Friday 22 May 2009 2:03

That is hilariously awesome.

aria02 | 0

#473800 - Monday 10 August 2009 9:13

lol i agree

By Hydra_fml | 0

#218962 - Friday 22 May 2009 2:03

How old is your son? You'd think he'd either be old enough to know what it is... or young enough for you to successfully hide it from him.

inestimable_fml | 8

#1942530 - Saturday 8 January 2011 12:29

Notice that he was chasing "all the girls" in the class. He wasn't just chasing anybody but targeting girls, so the lil' prick must surely be aware of what it was.