Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I picked up a birthday card for my dad at the supermarket in a mad rush. I didn’t realise that the inside said “From your daughter”. He thinks this was my way of coming out as trans, and said that he'd suspected it for years. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I found out my husband had bought my one year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML
Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
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_Peppermint_ 34
No kidding!
player20270 32
I imagine your daughter won't enjoy the pictures from her birthday party, when she gets the real meaning of the shirt's phrase.
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Comments (49)
thorpe90 8
Where can I get a shirt like that? But instead of small have it say big
cjfred 13
Well, was he wrong on either count? I'm guessing not.
papabear88 6
least he is honest
Cebolamole 13
At least he's honest...
goldcock19 9
Your dad is a legend
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Don't forget to add ''tiny brain'' to the shirt also.
TheAspieDork 27
He's a huge dick for wearing that, that's for sure
Wolverine48Ga 21
Well the shirt is right...