Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML
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Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML
Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML
Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML
Today, my dad answered his Skype call by insisting he wasn’t giving me any more money. Thing is, I had been about to ask for money, again. I tried to open a shop in the middle of a pandemic, and I’m 4 months late on rent and utilities. I ended the call so he wouldn’t see his grown son crying. FML
Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML
Today, I met my biological father for the first time. He seemed to be slightly intoxicated from the outset, and less than half an hour later, he had tried to intimidate me into "loaning" him several hundred euros for reasons he wouldn't tell me. So long, "dad". FML
Today, my dad called for the first time in six months. He needs someone to bail him out of jail. FML
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Top comments
Bulldozer36 21
I think it's time to cut your dad off.
MasqueradePrince 25
Never loan money, especially to family
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Comments (121)
October3461 12
Don't give money to your father it's better to go with and pay therefore he can't spend it on things he really doesn't need.
AlexTheZander 6
Well if he does ever ask for money to pay for "medication" maybe you should go with him.
Kamon97 23
Hey he said he was going to buy medication right?
whiskeey 14
According to science, alcohol is a solution.
awilliams44 9
maybe he had leftover money? lmao
cnparks1990 9
Technically tequila is medicine because it contains ingredients found in asprin which is why my mom can't drink tequila because shes allergic to asprin :P
SilverInGray 25
That doesn't technically make it medication.
jamesr792 6
Since you seem to be the kind of person who cries on FML when a man has a drink, it probably IS medication
littlekellilee 45
I hope you're single.
cunex2sday 5
Let's be honest.....you knew he was an alcoholic. YDI.
ThePaul007 14
Some people have a different kind of medication
azyjazy713 11
I guess times are hard