Love: Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight... - FML

By EmberLove - 17/01/2013 14:06 - United States

Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By imscrewed - 29/07/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 15:13 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML

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By Zebracat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML

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By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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The gift that keeps on giving

By Katie - 29/08/2021 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML

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Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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By what did I do? - 25/10/2013 11:54 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months. Afterwards, they had a beer, a long chat, and decided this was my fault and I wasn't worth the drama. FML

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ManInTheMachine 19

Thursday 17 January 2013 18:57

"Her birthday's on February 31st!" "No, you idiot! It's on December 32, duh! " *both look at OP* "Right?? " You pick winners, OP.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Thursday 17 January 2013 18:56

Happy birthday, Op! It's today, right?...

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HopeEternity17 8

Thursday 17 January 2013 20:05

FYL for not recognising that these two are fighting for your approval. Who cares if they forgot? They both are trying to make you happy and are fighting over YOU. Be greteful.

jarrettd 27

Thursday 17 January 2013 20:21

It's the thought that counts haha.

kaycol 8

Thursday 17 January 2013 20:32

Who was closer?

taka805 10

Thursday 17 January 2013 20:56

Never fight over a "Girl", always defend a "Women"... Don't be her "Boyfriend", be her "Man"... In other words, grow up......

HopeEternity17 8

Saturday 19 January 2013 6:26

Woman*

Deviant_fml 5

Thursday 17 January 2013 21:00

Maybe it's you...

simoncat 11

Thursday 17 January 2013 21:01

And...a merry unbirthday to you... Yes you.... Hey- you have TWO guys fighting over you. That's not a FML that's a CML as in Celebrate. Smile through it. Get gifts more often.

lmbachman 23

Thursday 17 January 2013 21:27

Wait why are they even talking to each other?

victus 14

Friday 18 January 2013 2:35

Because they enjoy the interaction between those that have common interests, like op's birthday. If not for this great and welcome communication, the world would be a barren wasteland, void of all that is good

HitchHiker42 18

Thursday 17 January 2013 21:43

So, um, when is it?

OhhKristin 11

Thursday 17 January 2013 21:44

this is why I never have my exes interact with my current boyfriend.

Werken247 14

Thursday 17 January 2013 21:57

Because they fight about your birthday?

frethelt 3

Friday 18 January 2013 0:28

becouse you dont want to realize how retarded you current boyfriend is? or becouse they fight?

cosmicstare 9

Thursday 17 January 2013 22:33

At least they tried, sweetie.

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