Intimacy: Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands...

By tinytitty - 23/03/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing he replied "well I was looking for your boobs but apparently you have none" FML

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Same thing different taste

By armtits and big pits - 05/04/2014 07:14 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I went to my crush's house. We were watching a movie when suddenly he started kissing me. As it deepened he began to feel around. He was groping my armpit the whole time but I was too embarrassed that my underarm could pass for my boobs to redirect him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML

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Last act

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 20:00

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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Making plans

By nowsingle - 03/07/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By miapapaya - 15/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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partake_fml 2

Monday 23 March 2009 12:26

Yeah, so what? Do the same with his dick/muscles.

kingnor 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:11

do you have small boobs? what was he expecting, they'd be bigger underneath your shirt or something. Small boobs are hot, don't waste time with a guy who won't appreciate them.

Comments

partake_fml 2

Monday 23 March 2009 18:43

#24 Thanks Genius man.. When can I get it?

JackTheRipper_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 18:44

#31 = epic win

hehpoof 0

Monday 23 March 2009 18:50

I am so jealous. I have to lug around D boobs all day every day since going on the pill. I used to have cute little B-boobs and I want them back! I'll trade you! XDD Seriously dear, little boobs are sexy (which is something I get to say because I'm bisexual). It would be a shame for you to feel bad about a lovely endowment based on a crush's particular view of things.

redhead10 0

Monday 23 March 2009 18:50

yep. #1 got it right. :D

effmailyfe 0

Monday 23 March 2009 18:52

Use this one: "Ugh, are you in yet?". HAHA. Actually, dump him. He's a jerk.

JackTheRipper_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 18:58

#34 that's sexy what else do your boobs get in the way of?

uneekfreak16 0

Monday 23 March 2009 19:13

#13 What are you talking about? Drinking milk doesn't make your boobs bigger. Although increasing your caloric intake can increase breast size it will also increase everything else porportionally so your boobs will still look small compared to the rest of your body.

rekc777 0

Monday 23 March 2009 19:21

yeah #13, cause drinking milk grows boobs...idiot.

WeStayCrunk24x7 0

Monday 23 March 2009 19:27

just be like "well maybe if you weren't a retard you would be feeling in the right place"

afj67 0

Monday 23 March 2009 19:28

that guy is an ass. agree with #1. see how he likes it. jerk. and #13, you're an idiot. clearly, you will never get laid ever and you don't deserve to. milk for bigger boobs... ugh! and JackTheRipper, you're a perv.