There is something wrong with unsolicited sex advice if you're over 18. Although why you wouldn't want to learn all that you can before you ever have sex is beyond me.

I prefer slot A.

without getting flange C wet

And if there's a problem, don't call technical support. She won't want to talk to you.

i'd like to phone a friend instead. Jimmy always knows what to do!

That's crap - OP lives in Texas, unless they've spent a serious amount of time reading about sex on the internet they've probably had zero opportunity to learn this stuff.

I had sex ed in school. It teaches where babies come from, not what shenennagins are and are not good ideas.

Which is kinda the problem. We don't just need to know the absolute basics on how kids are made and what menstruation is, but also how to actually have good, consensual sex.

You really need to learn how to have good sex on your own because different people like different things. Consensual sex, though, should be taught in school because too many people don't know what it means.

You should learn the biology and mechanics in school, as well as prevention of STI, unwanted pregnancy, what consent is, and just importantly what consent /isn't/, how to put on a condom, how to take off a condom, etc. It should also be a safe place for the kids to ask their legitimate questions and get straight unbiased honest answers. The questions the kids ask are the things the kids want to know. Telling them 'Ask your parents' or 'We only teach abstinence' is a cop-out. How many kids at that age are comfortable asking their parents about specific sex acts? That sort of cop-out will lead many of them to do half-assed research on the internet or expect **** to be a reasonable facsimile of what sex is. The movie 'Sex Ed' on netflix is a pretty good starting point for what sex-ed should look like in a modern school.

How to prevent unwanted pregnancies: Step 1: Don't have intercourse with a member of the opposite sex.