Today, my colleague and I played yet another wonderful game of 'Tapeworm or Toilet Paper?' in the homeless shelter's toilets we were asked to clean. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML
Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I happily went to an interview after job searching for months. I learned a large part of my job would be cleaning the toilets. Every. Single. Hour. I used to lecture at a university until budget cuts happened. FML
Today, I've got two family members over to stay. So far, I have found a dirty Q-Tip, a nasty toe nail and had to clean up period blood from toilets, bin, and the floor. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I share a bathroom with two other people and we divide tasks equally. They take care of making it dirty; I take care of making it clean. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I'd feel worse for the poor people who have to use these toilets...
PipingMouse 14
Make sure you don't touch the toilet seats with any of your body parts because then you'll be playing 'Herpes or Cold Sore?'
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Comments (53)
Bentonic 11
Would I be correct in assuming that it was the former?
fader48080 10
truly a game with no winners if I ever saw one.
ezzeeelouueeezey 0
It could be worse, you could be homeless.
tehdarkness 21
Does the fact that you were asked to clean them mean that you are paying a debt to society through community service? If not then kudos to you for your involvement in the community. If so then YDI.
alex_jones2312 7
Well done for helping out the homeless!
BarbieBlanca 10
omg sorry
StephiBelle 11
That sounds delightful...
MissGoodbye 12
Why do people give homeless people such shit. You are in no way better than a homeless person. Homeless people just need some help. Don't be such a bitch about it just because they don't have a house.
DarkSideOfBlack 2
Which was it?