Miscellaneous: Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

By awesome - 05/01/2012 17:13 - United States

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 20:49 - United States

Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML

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By Project-Mayhem - 02/12/2009 10:57 - United States

Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML

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By anonymous - 27/11/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

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By Nose Numb - 30/11/2014 20:24 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, my family bought a real Christmas tree instead of using our old fake one. Today, I also found out I'm allergic to Christmas trees. My family won't get rid of it because they paid so much for it and intend to "get their money's worth". FML

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By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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By Username - 23/06/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML

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By ertyo - 24/12/2016 15:28 - Romania - Oradea

Today, it's Christmas Eve. I was the happiest ever realizing that all the bills are paid, all the presents are bought, all the food is ready, and I still have some money left. This my biggest accomplishment so far as a young adult. Until I realized I don't have a tree. Adulting is hard. FML

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By shaggyberaddy - 05/01/2018 05:00

Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML

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By blumaster04 - 22/12/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, in an effort to repair our fake Christmas tree, my girlfriend succeeded in gluing it to the floor. I can't get it loose. FML

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By Mike - 20/12/2017 01:30

Today, I received the Christmas gift I bought for my sister in the mail. I also received a nearly $200 bill for shipping fees, taxes, etc. for a $50 blanket from Canada. FML

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bn326160 13

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:37

Better late than never ^^

Keyman1212 14

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:59

We're reading the calendar upside-down, it ends in 5015.

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cathyfang1533 12

Friday 6 January 2012 8:28

Decorate it now, before 12/21 comes around...

OfficeNinja 5

Friday 6 January 2012 16:02

Refuse delivery, and file a dispute with the credit card company. Problem solved.

chrisiffer 17

Friday 6 January 2012 17:02

hahaha!!

Fylminesawsome 5

Friday 6 January 2012 18:39

Just in time for Serbian Christmas

perry_sameh20 18

Friday 6 January 2012 19:00

hahahahaha !!!!

ronski 41

Friday 6 January 2012 19:15

Refuse it & ask for a refund

camcam14_fml 0

Friday 6 January 2012 22:12

Haha well better late then never and at least got one!!!????

DGAFprincess 0

Friday 6 January 2012 22:23

and that's what you get for using a fake tree. YDI

charmanderCHAR 5

Sunday 8 January 2012 0:51

Maybe OP was allergic to fir/pine/spruce, and HAS to use a fake tree? Stupid ******' moron is what YOU are, for assuming.

JillyEatsBabies 0

Friday 6 January 2012 22:28

Dang :L did someone really bother to ship you a tree AFTER Xmas? :3

natkath 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 6:52

only God is supposed to know when the world ends. we arnt supposed to know.

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